I've applied to be his intern.
Keep your fingers crossed for me!

OMG I LUV BRUNO MARS!!!
U R JUST JEALOUS THAT HE CAN SING AND HAS MORE GRAMMIES DEN U SO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DEN LISTEN TO SOMETHING ELSE!!!!! BRUNO MARS 4EVA <3 <3 <3

I actually love the title and think it's damn fun to say out loud as fast as you can, so there. And not for nothin', I think the song is good too.

It's too late.
I remember hearing about this album when I was only a Freshman in high school. That was in '06, and if you're crummy at math that was five years ago. Now that the hype window has long closed and rusted shut, does the hip-hop world care about Saigon anymore? I think no, but who knows whether anyone will…

And the award for Best Song with Most Unwieldy Title Of The Year goes to…
R.E.M for their song "Alligator Aviator Autopilot Antimatter".

Also, kudos for the first and last mention of NRBQ on AV Club.

No fucking lie
I would be so down to watch that.

Man, that theme song to Pete and Pete was so awesome. Best Song of the 90's?

I do know that Tom Hanks is amongst their numbers. Make him your first target, and he will lead you to the rest.

Sean O'Neal
I was a big fan of your character on this show. And now you're writing for the A.V. Club? Kudos, bro.

I can't be the only one…
Who actually likes the individual Nominee introductions, can I? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm an actor myself by trade (who knows), but I think it's a brilliant way to give credit to and celebrate the accomplishments of the nominees who end up not winning. Can it be…

Gotta hand it to Sheen…
Even when the world thinking he's losing, he's actually winning. Fucking world, always counting him out. He's a winner, dammit!

Well…
It was sweet of her to apologize in advance.

Sukiyaki Western Django
Was a good movie.

I listened to a preview…
And it sounded off. Did Dropkick Murphys change lead singers? That would explain it. It's just not Dropkick without Al Barr.

Because it sounded dope. I don't give a fuck.

Arcade Fire's "Ready to Start"
…Sounds like a wonderously appropriate song to fall to your death to.

I actually ate one of the things for dinner, it was delicious and I'm not apologizing to a single one of you angry fucks.

Todd…
I will never understand your continued affection for this show, even after reading weekly essays on why you continue to adore this show. I want to express how displeased I was with the handling of the Bisexual Blaine storyline without coming off as though I felt like it was the biggest setback the Gay Equality…

I liked that ending.
I never expected The Cape to fall back on that hoariest of old tropes: The "It was all a dream…OR WAS IT?!" ploy. I never expected that, and it was dumb of me.