Did see the Skins TV promo…?
I'd like to know which journalist said that Skins exposes "The secret lives of American Teenagers" and remind them how untrue that is, considering it's, y'know, fictional and based on an English television show.

Fanboys
Yeah, man, as much as I want to love Fanboys, and as much as I do love Seth Rogen's doubled-up role as both a buck-toothed trekkie and tattooed Star Wars Fan and small-time pimp, it's just not a very good movie. I mostly blame the editing and the writing, as the acting is the only endearing quality. I honestly…

Dante is God-tier.
I love this game.

Why would a band that no one listens to…
…bother playing any shows? That's the question I'm sure twitter is asking itself. If they really want to win some listeners, they need to tour with Katy Perry or Justin Bieber.

Fuck, bro…
I hate when people mention shit like how the first Big Momma movie was 11 years ago. I'm only 20, for pity's sake, I shouldn't be feeling this old. You should hear the hollow ringing in my soul when someone reminds me that Spongebob Squarepants has been on the air for 12 years.

I just saw this.
And I still don't know what to think about it. It was super-okay. The backhalf was pretty bangin', but that was about it. Other highlights: Timothy Olyphant! Dianna Agron looking super tasty! And that's about it.

I wish to fill the emptiness within myself…
by giving my body in service to James Franco.

P.S. Fuck you GK for almost making me google The Situation to find out if he's actually 45. Fuck you and shit, you conniving bitch.

At the risk of hyperbolizing, this must be how people felt when watching The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show for the first time. I'm so fucking excited for groups like OFWGKTA AND Das Racist to add some variety to Hip-hop.

Mos Def
Mos Def seemed to be out to lunch (or, "lunchin'", as someone on twitter put it, which is now a phrase I'm going to try to use in daily conversation) for the most episode, so it's safe to say he was high on SOMETHING. I honestly think he killed an L while hanging out in Manhattan with himself and just wandered…

And (this is an odd question to ask but) what kind of video games does he like to play? I like reading about your son because my kid brother is autistic and it's often daunting to get on the same page with him.

I think you're implying that your son doesn't like Yo Gabba Gabba…
Which I find disappointing. I love that show. I wish there were shows on like that when I was a boy.

Well, if twitter has taught us anything…
it's that Awards Show should be a glorified popularity contest, and awards should not be given to people who worked for them. So the way I see it, this is democracy at work.

I was trying to say that I find P.J. Harvey to be trite and bland, yet listen-able and inoffensive, like any of the music that you might hear in a department store (The Script, Regina Spektor, whatever the hell they play on Alt radio these days).

C'mon, man.
You used Kanye as a fucking segway to talk about Taylor Swift? No one but teenage girls (and gay teenage boys) and Time Magazine think Taylor Swift is important. I really wanted to hear what you had to say about 'Flashing Lights', which is my favorite Kanye song ever.

This is…what?
Their 10th album in like three years? These guys make it hard to find a good jumping-on point.

My friend tried to turn me on to PJ Harvey…
I honestly couldn't understand how music that seemed to be tailor-made for Linens 'N' Things could find such a huge following amongst the hipsteratti.

Further proof
That Slayer doesn't do anything, not even suffer from treatable diseases, that isn't in the service of metal.

Nah dude, Lady Antebellum is a full-ass band, with three singer-songwriter frontpeople and 7-9 touring/session musicians.

Get with the times, you fucking grandparents.