Of course, that wasn't nearly as hilarious to me as the dude from Lady Antebellum who looked so defeated that he was about to cry when Arcade Fire accepted the award for Album of the Year. Nevermind that Lady Antebellum went home with TWO GRAMMYS. Talk about being greedy; walk it off, pussy.

Highlight of the night
Twitter exploding into a Holocaust of sycophantic, jealous Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Eminem fans complaining about the perceived snub. I finally found the answer to the question I've been asking myself for years: "Do people really like this trite, commerical garbage?" Answer: Yes, way too much…

Jelly = Jealous. Grape is a popular flavor of jelly.

Touche, fine sir.

The night was alive with the sound of butthurt.
It was the most amazing thing. That one guy from Lady Antebellum looked like he was about to cry, even though they had won two grammys. THAT NIGHT. Lady Gaga and Katy Perry fans, for all their bullshit jibber-jabber regarding haters and their penchant for hating, were so…

I'll consider it a wash.

I can't wait…
To unfriend any of my Facebook friends who claims to like this shitty movie.

Let's see…
True Life: Hong Kong, Capcom Fighting All-Stars, Prey 2, Starcraft: Ghost, Command & Conquer: Tiberium, Metroid Dread, A New Guilty Gear fighting game, Re-issues of Big Black albums. That's just what I can think of off the cuff.

I can't fucking wait…
For the influx of predictable and not at all funny or even original comments like "Maybe now people will play REAL guitar!" Look, it's already starting!

This is how I know this week's Glee was bad:
I'll go read the twitter feed of someone I hate. If they liked it, I'll know it was bed. Oh, how I want to return to the halcyon days of that promising first season.

Ha ha ha!
Mr. Rude has a french accent! Why is that funny?

Just so you make a meager living writing for this joke of a site? For shame.

So why come…
Y'all didn't talk about that Lil' Wayne documentary? That's the one I really wanted to learn more about.

You expected Snooki to act more like a human and less like a sentient attention-getting machine? Why the fuck would you do that, GK?

I still don't know what 'smushing' is
Part of me wants to know, the other part doesn't.

Just enjoy the episode…
And try not to think about the millions of people who would rather watch Jersey Shore over this amazing show.

I really didn't fucking care for Mr. Arkansas
It was a pathetically blatant attempt to create another "Pants On The Ground"-esque star but this time they didn't even bother to catch lightning in a jar again. Elderly black people who think they're funny but kinda aren't are so hilarious! Right?

She's talented, but I agree with the judges when they thought it was too all over the place. It was sloppy and seemed unrehearsed. But of course, she started crying so they gave her a second chance, in what is becoming a disappointing trend. I like Steven and Jennifer, I think they're great additions to the show, but…

Man…
I think fox is trying to breed a new generation of jaded, insensitive assholes. There are just TOO MANY SOB stories this season. Not that I'm doubting anyone's sincerity, it's just that it's too much to bear before the human soul reaches the breaking point.

Y'know…
The Raconteurs have been mostly quiet themselves since 2008. Maybe they should break up too? That would be no skin off my nose since I think The Dead Weather is one of the best bands to emerge from the last decade. I do so hope that they put out a new record or go on tour soon.