Gnomeo and Juliet
should be further right on the tolerability index. Nothing has ever filled me with as much blind, hateful rage. I will fucking destroy you, Touchstone pictures.

So The Metal Box is not dead
It is simply reborn. I'm a still a little hurt over the loss, but I just need time. Maybe an increased focused on punk and hardcore is a good thing, maybe now bands like Coalesce and Every Time I Die will get a little more love on this site. Just don't fuck this up, Heller.

Fine, Todd, you like *most* things.

"Seriously Funny Kids!"
"These kids are so seriously funny, there's nothing funny about them! This how serious the humor is which they invoke."

You like everything, Todd.

Vince is either: A) Smart. Because he knows that everyone thinks he's dead, and uses this to his advantage. Who would believe someone when they said a dead man broke into their apartmen. Or, he's B) Lazy. Or failing that he just does not give a good God damn if anyone sees his face at all. But, then what's the point…

Oh man, this show.
First and foremost, when and how does "can calculate numerical probabilities to determine possible outcomes" become "can see into the future"? Still, I like that The Cape is giving its rouges gallery super powers that are more than just "has scaly skin, which is funny because the dude's name is…

According to that Vh1 special, they give all the money to anti-car company websites or some shit. Something stupid like that. The line between destroying capitalism from within and being plain delusional is thin, but these guys are definitely standing on the wrong side.

If the artist who choses Runaway does not perform all nine-minutes of Runaway I will be seriously disappointed.

I needed a double take before I realized that Fine Young Cannibals edged out Rick Springfield. Tsk tsk, AV Club readership, that's a big mistake; don't let it happen again.

Great list!
Even though there is little I hate more Tubthumping or the smug bastard members of Chumbawumba, I'm confident that someone will be able to really work some magic on that awful, awful song. Can't to see who!

F. Scott Fitzgerald got his start as a screenwriter, but I'm unsure that can be considered an 'abrupt career change' since he wrote screenplays fairly consistently throughout his career.

Yup. The Metal Box is fucking dead, and I think that's a crying shame.

I think it's kind of an interesting progression. Obviously, you've got Layne Staley, who for the longest time had resigned himself to the fate of dying alone strung out on H, in a glam metal band where I could assume he was first introduced to the shit. If a movie were ever made of the rise and fall of Alice In Chains…

I don't care what anyone says.
Ministry's first album is God-tier goth pop.

Nothing says…
Calculated, focus-group approved, manipulative, over-hyped, uninspired, boring, played out, out dated, "Why are people still listening to this?" to me quite like P!nk does.

Come at me, bro.

Next
was ten times more entertaining than this shlock. At least Matt Damon's brother was on one episode!

Man…
I thought Randy was being kinda a raging asshole to a lot of the contestants today. Like tone it the fuck down, bro, chill out.

Count me in.