Internet tough guy wants to swing on people for wearing hats, more at 11.

Wow, my buddies Stove got a feature on the AV Club! Love seeing these homies play live. Also, Rolling Stone got it wrong, Steve is from Connecticut, not Massachusetts.

I still struggle to see the appeal in a Batman show with no Batman. I've watched a good handful of episodes and I'm lost.

I've posed the question before on other comment sections, "Are they aware that Deadpool is not a real person?" But now it's just alarmingly clear to me that they are not. And the world seems like a smaller, dimmer place.

Despite its throwback graphics, Downwell is proving to be a relentlessly refreshing, original, and excellent game. I think my favorite part is that you can change the game's color palette. I especially enjoy that Devolver Digital included Game Boy and Virtual Boy homage palettes. It's a nice simple way of switching…

I think you've misunderstood me; your self-important internet diatribes bring me nothing but joy!

Listen sir, please don't own a bovine.

This is the "check, please!" of our generation.

Yeah, what a bizarre thing for an actor like Jeff Bridges to do, to fully to commit to his role in a movie as has been his career for decades. Ignatiy Vishnevetsky can't understand why he wouldn't just half-ass for a paycheck like any normal person in his position would do.

I can just imagine the sound of your jowls slapping together as you read your comment aloud to yourself and then I'm sure you smiled smugly to yourself in satisfaction just before you hit send and pulled deeply from your Double Gulp.

Thank you for doing rudimentary google research on the titles of Mastodon songs, it gave the copy a decent amount of punch.

Another day, another smarmy quip about the "cape-and-tights silliness" of Superhero story-telling. Heroes balled up the trope and threw it away, and to great effect, but the cost was that as it's run wore on it became bloated and dreary. Is it really a crime for superheroes to be light and fun? Do all superheroes need…

We're desperate (for attention), get used to it

I would listen to this track immediately if I weren't already listening to Thou's fantastic new record, Heathen. Boy, is 2014 shaping up to be a great year for metal or what?

This is not 1) news 2) or important 3) or interesting 4) or worthy of a "Great Job!", no matter how sardonic or ironic.

Wow, this is pretty good, but I feel like Fang Island's more recent record Major would be an even better fit.

I'm actually fucking with that Rich Homie Quan track you posted really hard right now. Thanks for turning me on to that, man! I love Talib, and I'll always be a champion of "good" hip-hop, but god damn does this beat ever slap hard.

Please please PLEASE add Steven Universe to T.V. Club Oliver I'm trusting you to make moves on this

HAIL TO THE WITCH!!!

You must be a riot at the parties where you seclude yourself from the others, study the host's record collection and then loudly berate their taste and intelligence.