Seems that I did in fact strike a nerve with the punk community. Have at me posers! How does is feel that punk music is as toothless and as co-opted by greedy corporations as Top 40's pop music?

Treats was dope and Reign of Terror was a major letdown, so I'm super pleased that Bitter Rivals is such a good return to form.

Ha ha ha, oh my god Yes.

The goofs section of IMDB pisses me off. Fat lot of smug obsessives stroking themselves while cataloging blemishes so minute you'd have to stop and slow down the tape to see them. Whoever actually took the time to note that Kate Winslett's fingernail length is inconsistent throughout Titanic—…I need to take a break…

I cannot believe that this record is garnering such universal praise. I hated every track I've heard so far. This is just another stark reminder that I will die as I lived: alone, and with nobody to agree about music with.

That Star Trek Conversation put a big stupid smile on my face.

Why are you still ignoring CZARFACE? This is seriously the best hip-hop of 2013. Inspectah Deck is at his lyric peak, Esoteric is finally given his due, and the record features some of the best guest verses of any hip-hop record in the last five years. You need to give this a spin.

I thought it was cool and funny to hear Dan Mintz (and that T.V. is a apathetic loser who never moved out of his mom's house) but I'm not interested in having the cast of Bob's Burgers round out Jake's litter. How about Kyle Kinane as Kim Kil Whan, Anthony Jeselnik as Charlie, and Mae Whitman as Viola. What are…

Look, man. I don't have the time to enjoy something ironically for 30 minutes. after 15 minutes I'm just gonna wanna go do something sincere.

Glad to know that Rowling still has a knack for pointless, desperate-for-publicity reveals regarding her books. Did the knowledge that Dumbledore was gay do anything for the series besides cause a small-scale controversy and maybe shift a few more units?

Fucking surreal to think that these dudes crashed at my buddy's house a few weeks ago and suddenly they're signed to Carpark and getting breathless praise from A.V. Club. Life is grand.

I said what I meant. Is there something disagreeable about the fact that in my fanon hypothesis Community only lasted two seasons?

There's an alternate reality where Community was never picked up for a third season, and it quickly fell into niche cult status where its merits were staunchly defended online by die-hard fans who never quite got over the hurt of their favorite show getting cancelled in its prime.

Miracle Legion is a legendary New Haven, CT band. If by any chance anyone is ever in town visiting Yale, they'd be remiss to not check out The Space, Cafe Nine or Stella Blues to take in the wonderful music scene that Mark Mulcahy helped found.

Coliseum never sound better than on this record (although House With A Curse is one of my desert island records). Nobody is making this kind of boot-stomping, paranoid and angry punk rock anymore, but I'm glad that Coliseum is still alive and kicking.

Wow, a documentary about the champion of one of the most toothless, boring and inconsequential forms of comedy ever? I'm highly uninterested!

I find it wholly fitting that Neutral Milk Hotel are playing two separate dates at what is being called the "Hostess Club Festival", and if you know what a Hostess Club is then so do you.

My buddy, who's really into Americana and plays in a Folk Punk band, turned me onto Wardruna. Stellar tunes.

Where do you people get the idea that because Ke$ha is comfortable and blatant about her cynical popstar calculating that we should be too? Please hire more angry, opinionated geeks to your editorial staff or at the very least please let Jason Heller write more TV stuff.

Damn, how did a new Iron And Wine record manage to fly under my radar like that? This is fantastic.