There is nothing I want more than to see Vanessa Huggins destroyed.
It's like Hallmark scientists strived to replicate Disney's Miley Cyrus project to create the perfect Pop Star with Southern CharmTM and when they failed they found that they had accidentally created Vanessa Huggins. I guarantee you that it's not an…

Mmm…
I'm so okay with Anne Hathaway in a skin-tight burglar's outfit. Although if it were me doing the casting, I would not pass up the chance to get in a shitty pop-culture dig and cast Halle Berry as Selina Kyle. So then let's be thankful it's not me doing the casting.

Fuck you, Indio, California.
Stop being cooler than where I live.

A talk about wine: Television for white people, by white people (as if there wasn't enough of that).

WOW
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY BACK IN 2006.

They put Summer Glau into a tight leotard. That was the first and probably last thing they'll ever get right, but they made it count.

I feel like you're being sarcastic, Rowan, but it would be foolish to put such a ridiculous concept past this show. When will we see the Turkish Jewel thief? Or the Norwegian mutant who can manipulate electricity?

I'm kinda hoping…
For a storyline wherein Chess realizes that the Ark Corporation owns the comic imprint that prints The Cape's comic, and thus are able to successfully sue Vince for copyright infringement.

Bob's Burgers
See, I too was concerned that Kristen Schaal was the only female member of the main cast, but I think Dan Mintz is hilarious as Tina, and if you think that Tina's bizarre night-terrors/sexual fantasies aren't funny then you're wrong.

This band
If The Who had burnt through all the goodwill towards them and potential they had in the first five years of their career, they'd be The Strokes of their generation.

HOW DOES THE GHOST PAY RENT?!

Don't you think that you could've at least waited UNTIL the party to get drunk?

Woo TMBG!
That's gonna be fun to hear, but I'm a little disappointed as well. That was a hard category to vote for—lotsa good choices.

Fuck you, guy; I'd die if they got 27 Shades of Orangish-Yellow or The Pancake Holocaust to play!

But hasn't AMC abandoned its intial mission in the name of original programming?

What happened, TLC?
When did it become the norm that the only thing you learn from The Learning Channel is how much better you are than freaks with debilitating physical deformities, disgraced celebrities and fundie nutjobs?

If you're in the red before Final Jeopardy, you get automatic third-place and $1000, which is probably going toward your plane ticket home and paying off your hotel bill since Jeopardy does not pay those for you.

The guy…
…bled out and died, or weren't you paying attention?

I'm so glad I'm not the only person to notice that. I'm not entirely sure about everyone else, but in my market Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune are shown in the same hour-long block on the local ABC affiliate. I've always felt that Jeopardy! was more for the intellectual upper-middle class, and The Wheel was for…

The Razzies, Amelie?
Are you angry that someone is trying to corner the market on throughly-joyless snark as fervently as you are?