Pretty much everything I loved about OSN online videos…
…In HD. Who could ask for more?

Armond White noted that three movies were better than The Social Network
Couldn't he have just combined that post instead of noting it three separate times.

Great read, Steven
It's a refreshing change of pace—especially on this site—to read a few words about Sublime that A) doesn't immediately put down Sublime's fanbase and B) (here's the shocker) actually has something positive to say about the music. I'm so sorry that I haven't been paying much attention to this…

Japes "N" Baits

I love it. Constantly in my rotation. I totally understand the knocks against, don't get wrong but even then I can't understand how anyone can hate classics like "3's & 7's" or "Battery Acid".

Can't wait to pick this one up.
I'm not upset with the review at all. It's a pretty basic "This is a good album on its own merits but in retrospect it's kinda shitty compared to all the awesome records this band eventually put out" review, which describes essentially ever important rock band ever.

Sounds awesome!
But then I just took these kick ass Quaaludes and everything is awesome.

Saw them on their farewell tour. They kicked ass, Melvins kicked ass, learned about a new band (Totimoshi) that also kicked ass.

Rock is dead.
It is survived by its eldest child Metal (who had a decent year in 2010) and and its widow indie/alt rock (who had a REALLY good year in 2010).

Oh wow.
I can't be the only person troubled at the lengths these people will go to deny that the show they work on isn't as good as it once was and can stand a few re-writes, can I?

As someone active in Regional theatre…
…a lot of times these make-up tutorials are pretty invaluable. More often they're creepily overwrought or too poorly lit to understand how the make-up should look.

Michael Franti cut a hip-hop record?
That guy's music is so friggin' corny. Have you ever listened to a Spearhead record? It sounds like if the Precious Moments figurines started a jam band.

The Metal Box
is fucking dead.

It's not magic, it's just a cool cape (depending on how impressed you are by parlor tricks).

Speaking of staging, I can't fucking WAIT until Snooki and the show's writers try to spin her arrest into an unfortunate incident where the bacon unfairly leaned her for being BEAUTIFUL and FAMOUS.

I cannot deny that Sammy da Sweetheart be lookin' good as fuck, but she's also emotionally weak, manipulative, shrewish and a total bitch, which is a no go for me; not that she'd go for me anyway because I'm overweight, pale, and not addicted to any steroids or designer drugs. I might gain points for being from…

For the first season…
I only read the recaps and thought to myself, "This show and these people sound awful! Who enjoys this shit unironically?" I started watching in the second season and thought, "This show is hilarious! I still can't imagine that anybody watches this shit unironically" until I became disgusted with…

It's not a vest so much as it is a curiass—it very literally only covers the front of his body. His sides (which are, incidentally, the easiest way to cut to any important organs) are entirely unprotected.

Well after watching…
I can see that its no a very good show, but it's fun and I like it and its definitely something I can enjoy watching unironically. So now then, let's get down to answering the big questions:

that review…
so…many…CORNY JOKES