I figured this could either be good or incredibly awful…
…but Summer Glau is in it so it won't make it past season two.

Both of you are completely fucking stupid.

Jesus, I hate Taylor Swift.
Look at that picture, she is very bald-facedly taunting America.

Good question. If any of my musician buddies are to be believed, finding a decent drummer is the hardest part of starting a rock band.

Two things.
First, Vagiant/Tijuana Sweetheart has been around forever. FOREVER. They've been in Guitar Hero and Rock Band games. Step your fucking game up.

Ugh.
Just another boring, terribly done show that all the idiots seem to think is the most mind blowing thing ever. Like there's not enough of that.

I'll watch it
But only if I can find a movie theater that will let me masturbate.

Indeed. Which reminds me, do they still do The Bachlorette?

What to say…
…that hasn't already been said? These women are gold-digging opportunity whores? This man is made entirely (but strictly figuratively) out of cardboard? Anyone who derives any enjoyment from this is being intellectually lazy and culture-slumming.

I'd buy Batman on DVD…
…if it weren't priced roughly the same as HBO box sets…

This movie is very transparently going to be disappointing.

Ha ha ha! It's funny because my list is tailored entirely to my own tastes. Can you imagine?

I could to complain…
…but I wouldn't really have any high ground if I did. Cause I know you guys did your best to be as comprehensive as possible, there are obviously more than 48 things coming out this year (many of which probably haven't even been announced yet), and I'm still excited for a lot of the things that…

What the hell, AV Club?
It's after Christmas already! Come on, everybody's going to Zodiac Motherfucker's for a new year's eve Sons of Anarchy party.

What are you talking, Keith?
Isn't time travel essential to the plot of "A Christmas Carol"? Fish and memories I'll grant you, but every Christmas Carol rip has dealt with time travel.

I really liked that the clacking of the keys on the keyboard was louder than the music it produced. I can't tell you why that was so charming, but it was.

This is like that movie…
"Weekend at Fifty's"

Too many syllables, unless you count 'Blanket' as one syllable.

Much like Dante's Inferno…
The Jersey Shore isn't so much a literal hell as it is an allegory for our own declining civilization.

I remember…
I think someone in a previous Undercover really wanted someone to cover this song. Merry Christmas, buddy.