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It does. Donald still could have toned down the goofiness, though.

It was okay.
Gary The Stormtropper was surprisingly funny though. I'm unsure why he sounded like a stereotypical black man, but whatevs.

[SFX: Audience Laughter]
You know what my least favorite thing about Disney Sitcoms? [SFX: Audience Laughter] Disney has the worst tendency to lean on the canned laughter button. [SFX: Audience Laughter] The worst part is that these sitcoms are so fucking lazy and recycle jokes that were passe 16 years ago. [SFX:

Every man who claims to not have a copy of Havok in their DVD collection (stowed away where their wife or girlfriend can't find it) is lying.

I'm jaded and cynical
Because no one ever invited ME to the Oscars.

Rage thread?
Rage thread.

The people who enjoy Archer are mostly like lazy intellectual types who watch Jersey Shore ironically and/or to get ideas for their Jersey Shore theme parties. I wouldn't be surprised to know that they compete. I also have a feeling this is going to be Archer's last season.

J Wowww? A healthy adult woman? Surely, you jest. She is just as vindictive, narcissistic, and prone to violence and hedonism as everyone else in the cast is, only nowhere near as flamboyant and attention hungry.

What the fuck
are up with her eyebrows?

Business is business, right?
I HATE BUSINESS.

Ho ho ho!
Putting Scott Pilgrim vs. The World on your list when you only gave it a C+ in your official review? Never a dull moment with you guys is there?

I think this is the first time…
I've laughed this hard at HIMYM ever. I cracked up when Ted spiked the ginger bread house.

This week on Family Guy…
Seth MacFarlane payed tribute to my hometown of Bridgeport, CT! Thank you, Seth! Salut!

Breaking news:
A-list Celebrities are self-absorbed and banal! I prefer to follow artists who constantly link to their latest works, Actors with interesting side projects (Like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, @hitRECordJoe) or my friends.

Totally! And Rodney is so cool! And he brings you all your review copies of The Walkmen and Superchunk! He deserves to be brought to happy hour some day.

A New Pornographers episode? What a fantastic pipe-dream. When and why would they ever make such a thing? Anyway, my choices would be:

Fuckin' Rodney, man.
I hope y'all took him for a beer after his shift.

Great list, you guys
I couldn't have made a better one (or a different one, because you guys dictated a lot of my taste this year), but if I had to, here's my top ten:

God damn piece of shit Amazon Widget
It won't play any fucking music from the actual album.

Psh.
Like Chris Martin has any right to criticize ANYBODY'S music. Oh, hold on…That's Chris *Martins*. Carry on then, Hoss.