Still Subversive after all these years?
Short answer: No.

Whenever I tell people…
That I've seen Dethklok live in concert, they always seem incredulous as to how possibly good they can be live.

Terriers do what needs to get done.
I remember the small critical clamor that Terriers raised over the fact that neither its name or any of the televised promos that were running at the time revealed any pertinent information about what the show was about. They were a lot like the show's characters themselves:…

Fuck…
I read "Cults" and thought we were refering to the indie New York music duo of the same name. Seriously, those guys need to put out a fucking LP already. I love them.

Barbara Walters
I first learned about the Most Fascinating People whatever while at the DMV. This is how I knew it wasn't any good. It should really rather be called "Barbara Walters interviews 10 hacks that most of you vicarious-living insects already know far too much about."

What I don't get…
is why youse guys are covering the NFL from a "Well the kids like it so 'let's take a look at what makes it tick" and in the process completely ignoring that there is an entire industry commited to commenting on and analyzing. I'm glad that Noel took the reins on this one, though. I do so enjoy his…

Herp derp! Why give things a chance when you can just be a douche about it?

Fleetwood Mac
Is never not related.

…
I've walked away from plenty of shitty television shows. I'm sure we all have. I've never considered walking away from a good show. Because I'm scared and nervous for the characters, because it pains me to see characters get murdered (Jason didn't fucking deserve what he got like that Gavin punk did. He had a…

It's already too late.
Children will group up on the lesser quality remake starring Pinkett-Smith brood #2, and herald it the definitive vision for the movie.

Why are we covering the NFL?
I mean, you guys already do reviews of 30 for 30, so it's not like sports is something that is never discussed on avclub.com. Is it because the kind of people who watch the NFL prefer Nickelback over Superchunk and Miller Genuine Draft over Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Shit, this thread is funny.

Did you…
Did you really introduce Billy Bob Thorton as the frontman for the Boxmasters as if that were the most notable thing he had done until this point? I am wrong in thinking that?

This record is still fantastic
Even if it is starting to show its age…a lot.

Oh, here we fucking go. "That's not how you're supposed to listen to the music, guys! Your interpretation of this art is entirely wrong!"

Album of the year
Every year. Someone tell Lady Gaga that this is how Avant-Garde concept pop is supposed to be done: With a full understanding of how stupid you look and enough substance that it doesn't matter.

When I heard MCR had a new album,
I said to myself: "Jesus fucking Lord, stay dead. Can't I for even a moment fool myself into thinking that the quality of Pop music is improving?"

Hey guys
Let's use this space to talk about the rumored KeTheAmericanDollarIsFailingha sex tape. That'll fix her little red wagon (ugh…)

I guess this is what I get for overlooking several spelling mistakes. Better than canceraids, all told.

As some one was until vary recently was under the employee of Macy's
This stupid pageant can go fuck itself.