My favorite part
The Publick/Hammer vignettes during commercials. What can I say? I love those crazy dudes? "This is becoming a bit self-referential"

Ha ha!
I was so ready to freak out on the internet and be all like "AAAAAAHHH DANE COOK YOU FUCK STOP LIVING MY DREAMS!" but speaking honestly, I love that play and he is perfect for that role. Whether he will do it any justice is a different matter entirely.

What is there to hook him on? The charges were dropped. He may be still scum, but he's still protected by Double Jeopardy.

B.B. Bunny…
Doesn't look like he's playing piano so much as he's trying to push away from it.

Only a B+?
This was another A+ episode for me, although I agree that the way that Britt and Hank are starting to echo each other's mistakes is far too cliche for a show of this high-caliber. I don't know about anyone else, but I got a little bit of Schadenfreude when Britt put Gavin in the dirt. He may not have…

To be honest…
I'm a sucker for most anything Fox produces, so I might give this a chance.

Honestly, Yikers? She looked more or less the same. No miraculous weight loss, no eating disorders, nada.

In high school…
…I knew a girl who was in the Family Edition of The Biggest Loser.

Happy Holidays!
I love me some Undercover! This is great!

(Sigh).
This stupid PSA has left me very non-plussed. Where do these people get the notion that they have any authority on what makes Abstinence a good idea? Where? My capacity for irony has been depleted, I really want to know where.

Astronaut Mike—These horrible songs are so terrible and bland, they are what make me serious and joyless.

Listening to these songs
Has never made me more glad to be ignorant of current music trends.

Good week.
My go-to guy for Late night is always Stewart, and this week found me flipping anxiously between Conan and The Daily Show. Conan really burst out of the gate this week, and it's good to see he still knows what works.

You didn't hear this from me, but someone once told me that water might give you canceraids.

As always
I despise commenting on Terriers when all I have to say is "Hey man, wasn't this a good episode?" but damn. DAMN! That shit was fantastic. A+ episode all the way through. I loved it. My favorite part was at the end; Britt tells Hank after finally finding out about Katie's affair "I need a drink, more now…

After an especially dismal episode of Glee…
I was looking forward to Raising Hope and Running Wilde more than I ever had. Honestly, I'm one of those fools who expects both of those shows to live up to the pedigree of My Name Is Earl and Arrested Development respectively, so it seems I'm destined to continue getting…

How you know your series has failed
1) When only 14-year-olds continue to watch unironically

You mean…
He's not dead yet? Well.

Oh Wow
Good looks, Rabin. Someone other than me remembers DANGERDOOM. It's almost too bad that that album sounds so dated.

Y'know…
I don't think any of the hype in the lead-up to this show had anything to do with any kind of unsubstantiated belief that Conan was going to reinvent the wheel. People were just excited that a capable performer and likable fellow who received a raw deal at the hands of some greedy folk get a richly deserved…