I like Killam
He's a solid performer and he's one of those actors who has been in the business a lot longer than you know. Maybe a high-profile* gig like SNL will do wonders for him.

Take a chill-pill, Sean.
The beer was non-alcoholic.

I was confused during one point in the show…
..While watching, I had somehow gotten the idea that the weight of the drama surrounding the anonymous letter was so heavy, nobody could escape its crush and thus stayed home from work. Of course, Jenni and Snooki did go to work, but it still seems like an enticing idea.

First Thoughts
If the movie resembles Ed Brubaker's run on the Iron Fist comic at all, it will be worth seeing. Since it probably won't, my current expectations for this movie are set to hopeful ambivalence.

The worst crime
is not that his death was relayed by twitter. It's that hardly anyone outside of a niche audience in the states knows who he is or will mourn his passing. I sorta want to put this on Facebook, although I know that the responses will vary from friendly apathy at best ("Don't know who that it is but…

This album is so ridiculously 70's.
It's like it was convinced during a D&D session while the band was listening to Deep Purple and Survivor on 8-track while reading Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novels and eating Spaghetti-Os and drinking Mello Yello while watching episodes of Chico & The Man in their shag-carpeted,…

The A.V. Club
The World's leading purveyor of sad-porn.

This has been a season of firsts for me.
For example, I can't believe that I actually felt sympathy for Snooki when it was revealed that her boyfriend was a tremendous douche (Ironically enough, the same boyfriend I believe JWOWW and Snooki chided Angelina for talking shit about because he was "a sweet kid").…

Hey!
Listen, Bieber, You stupid canuck dick-smoker; You can make all the shitty pop music you want and turn millions of 14-year-olds moist until the cows come home. But you've stolen my dream of working with a member of the Wu-tang Clan, and now you have to go.

Maybe it's just a coincidence and this is a completely different Matt Lanter from the one you knew, or, this is actually a hilarious story of how some queef you knew in high school who had no ambition to become an actor, did; and a fairly successful one at that. I reckon it'd be even sweeter if you were one of those…

Ugh.
I can't believe that a reasonable, intelligent friend of mine had an unironic desire to see this movie. Note to Friedberg and Seltzer: the whole stepping on a rake gag hasn't been funny since the 40's.

Five fucking times!
That's how many times they busted his head on the pavement! God damn! That seems four times too many! That is some American History X shit right there!

I wish I had seen Speed Racer. All I can say is that it takes a skilled hand to make sure movies like these from becoming rambling, spastic and overwhelming. Edgar Wright certainly possesses such a hand, but I'm not so sure about the Wachowski brothers.

I loved it.
And I have to politely disagree with you, Scott, I did think there were many great emotional points in the movie, but I think I'd have to agree that at a certain point the movie crashes, much like coming down off a sugar rush. But just like any sugar rush, the pleasure is worth the fatigue, and I must say…

Agreed, but I would probably like him more if he agreed to take a refresher course in Physics 101

Not as insufferable as last week.
In my humble opinion, I think that our favorite Guidos weren't nearly as annoying in this episode as they were last week. Hell, they even showed they have the capacity for remorse and introspection! Although I felt bad for the costumers who had to wait while these dithering idiots …

Ha, no.
Who uses Urban Dictionary anymore? Like, unironically? I only use it to look up the meaning behind whatever stupid newspeak acronym my friends are using in lieu of actual language. It seems to me that Urban Dictionary is only utilized by 14-year-old who try to give themselves catchprhases.

Sounds like a fascinating film.
I might give it a watch, but I just hope it's not one of those "Nerds are losers because they're nerds! They just don't get it! They should join us in the real world!" films. By this review, it certainly doesn't sound that way, but my interpretation may differ greatly from Scott's.

Because I am a jerk…
I bristled when the audience laughed at the jokes that had been done to death in the TV spots. Otherwise, this was an outrageously funny movie and I liked it very much.

Regrets
I started watching the second season of Jersey Shore because I wanted to let go of my pretensions for once and enjoy something *because* it was popular, and seemed like a fun guilty pleasure. Jersey Shore is just not a show I can enjoy. Because I am a hopeless hipster prick, but mostly because I am A SENSIBLE…