Maybe one night they decided to stay in, pop some pinot noir or brew some earl grey, have a quiet, civil game of Scrabble and discuss Chaucer.

This theory
Was probably first submitted by some petty asshole to support his "Christopher Nolan is a fraud and this movie sucks!" stance. "And this proves it!" he said to no one in particular. And not a single fuck was given that day.

MTV has ruined Florence + The Machine
It's tough being a hipster.

ASS DAN R.I.P

That was bad.
And not in the "So bad it was good" fashion that "Mircales" had. At the very least, "Miracles" had actual rapping and a surprisingly decent guitar solo. This video tells me one of two things; either these guys are in on the joke, or, much like someone with halitosis, they can't tell how bad they stink.

For the first time in my life I'm enjoying something Ironically.
I'm a hipster now and it's all your fault, Nathan.

Oh wow. Everything turned out better than expected.

But o'course, people will eat this shlock up and it'll kill in the ratings.
In the immortal words of Barney Stinson, "People want the lie, Ted! They need the lie!"

Correction: "…before [when] it was apparently illegal."

Can they still get me, like, retroactively?
Cause I ripped shitloads of old Kung Fu DVDs before it was apparently illegal.

God Dammit.
Vampires are the cancer killing Comic-Con.

Listen
If never agreeing to take a woman to see one of these god-awful manure expos means never getting laid, I consider it a bargain.

Lordy.
This feature took the express train to hipster town when Nathan stopped COLD to explain why The Simpsons > Family Guy. Before then, the smug hero-worship was perfectly tolerable, now it is suffocating.

Well, Leonard didn't say "there were no pop culture references", he just said it wasn't "crammed" with them.

No Pop Culture references?
Billy Dee Williams was in this epsiode, and the character's name is "Lando". Eh? EH?!

…"hacky Chicago stand-up club that still charges a two-drink minimum"
I have to admit that this comment threw me entirely off-kilter. Am I really more out of step with American Society than I had originally thought? Are two-drink minimums actually considered passe? And as an aspiring stand-up comedian myself, this…

I fucking love Mastodon
I've seen them twice already. Recently, I could have made it a third when I found out that they were going on tour (yes!) with Between The Buried and Me (Yes!), Baroness (OH GOD YES!) and Valiant Thorr (um…) and they were dropping by for a show in my home state of Connecticut. I didn't go…

Man, I'm not going to defend Jim Mendrinos from a bunch of hipster internet trolls. That's just a waste of time.

So, like
I take classes at Gotham. We asked Jim Mendrinos (who teaches the class) what he thought about the show. He said, "There's a reason it's not called "Funniest Comic Standing".

First off, this is tough love, and it's what this show needs. and I think Todd is doing a great job of telling us what the show is doing right and what it's doing wrong. Secondly, please fuck back off to nerdfighters.ning.com and leave us adults alone.