Apparently a lot of assholes care enough to try to make/keep gay marriage illegal. That's who fucking cares.

I liked t(I)NC's first couple of albums, but man, was "The Cross of My Calling" unlistenable.

I didn't really think "Get Him to the Greek" was funny, but everyone else in the theater seemed to enjoy it. But then, I didn't really like "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" either.

I was kind of hoping the Cooking Channel would feature, you know… cooking.

been done better
The obnoxious drama teacher putting on an offensive school play was done much better in Summer Heights High.

New Order has some really great songs as well as a lot of crap I really don't like. Also, it's not really fair to the band and their music to hate them just because their fans are junior high goth kids.

So who was the bigger old lady slut, Mona from "Who's the Boss" or Blanch from "Golden Girls?"

Maybe if you didn't stay up all night playing that electric twanger, you wouldn't be in so much trouble.

Thank you, Gia. That's the look I was going for.

By "entertainment" do you mean "masturbation fodder?"

That's what I was wondering. Last I heard it was supposed to be a trilogy.

Okay, how about this: Kirsten Dunst is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something.

No, but you should watch Chloe.

You must be new here.
We don't do sympathy.

I know some people who still watch Beta. There could be a (small) market for your tapes if you're interested in selling.

One of the Blockbusters in my town is closing, so I stopped in to check out the liquidation sale. Most of the movies still cost more than I was willing to pay, but I got a PS3 game for about $14.

I had to do a text search to see if someone beat me to the Top Chef connection. Damn you!

I just had lunch, but the mention of the Wendy's bacon blue makes me want one, even though I'm pretty full.

Bill has a tetherball in his backyard, so I'd assume he's played the game enough to be decent at it.
Goren may be a better natural athlete than Bill, but Bill has the tetherball skills.

Really, any of the above. Mostly I was thinking of kicking ass/not getting your ass kicked.