Re:Re: karate is the X of Y, system vs practitioner, etc:

Mostly I meant he was going to put some sprinkles in the batter, and place miniature plastic football helmets on the top of the cupcakes.

Karate is the Dane Cook, Tae Kwon Do is the Larry the Cable Guy, and Kung Fu is the Sarah Silverman.

"Masculine" Cupcakes
I'm afraid he may be adding something else to the batter to make it a bit more "masculine" if you know what I mean (and I think you do.)

@Caipirinha-

McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, and Sonic?
I'll not have you sully the good name of Wendy's and Sonic by lumping them into the same batch of crap as McDonalds and Burger King.

It was dumb, but I have to admit that I did laugh at the Doritos samurai armor.

I knew Heisman Trophy winners had a bad reputation in the NFL but I didn't realize just how dire it was til I checked the list on wiki.
They had a pretty good run before the 90s, but the past 20 years has been 90% NFL busts.

The last time I went to a White Castle (in Indianapolis) it literally smelled like an open sewer inside.

Sure, you can lose weight by eating nothing but Taco Bell.

I had no idea of who Ron White was until a few weeks ago when I saw one of his comedy specials through Netflix. I didn't really think he was funny, but then I only watched a few minutes and decided it wasn't for me.

@The Quirk:
Lisa Lampenelli looks like Lisa Lampenelli, and is even more obnoxious than Sarah Silverman, yet no one hunts her for sport.

Did your Gamestop have Battletoads?

I know it's a classic, but I had a really hard time getting through the MST3K version of Manos. That movie was terrible. Just absolute garbage.

@Questionable-
When inner-city baptists are a dominant faction in American national politics, then I'm sure someone will make a documentary that mocks their beliefs.

JJ would have fucked Ben up.

I just got an Isobel Campbell/Mark Lanegan CD (Sunday at Devil Dirt) from the used CD store… all I knew about the album when I picked it up was that it's the chick who was in Belle & Sebastian. I had never heard of him, but the CD is pertty good- I might need to check out some more.

Rasputina
Funny that this story came up on AV Club. I was just looking at the one limited-edition Rasputina album that I don't have (only 100 were made) and they're selling on amazon for $100. Guess I won't be getting that one.

Thanks for the info Francis Bacon.

Gino's sausage pizza is pretty great, but it's a once-in-a-while treat. If you tried to eat it every day, you'd probably be dead by the end of the week.