Black people: Hollywood's go-to race for diversity since 1915.

So, it's Ted Mosby's favorite movie.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This sounds like a very unusual Hawkeye/Scarlet Witch spinoff.

And yet, Mountain Dew is more popular.

Just making a joke a famous poor man's versions of things.

Tit, booby, and hooter. So, boobs are funny?

Do they have a product placement deal with Mello Yello and John Mellencamp on the soundtrack?

Actually, this sounds more like a "Yet Another Thing In Australia Will Kill You" kind of story.

When is that happening? People have been talking about it for months, and it still hasn't happened.

There was a rocket scientist who dabbled in sex magicks in his downtime!? What the fuck took them so long to make this story!?

I think he regrets making that movie so soon after "E.T." lost the Best Picture Oscar to "Gandhi." Because it pretty much shows he was mad about that in "Temple."

In my defense, he's the one who decided to have the boys ride a train on the girl in that book.

^sigh* Keanu…

Older man dating a teenage boy. Did Milo Yiannopoulos write this?

So, do they go with the Danzig song or the Pink Floyd song?

No! Not Shatner! Jesus! Is there any celebrity left for me to like!?

No! He passes out on her after he orgasms, and she suffocates under his body weight.

They did that on How I Met Your Mother, too. Of course, it was Marshal killing off Lily in his fantasies.

I can't wait for the whacky hijinks of Kevin James trying not to look like a murder suspect in his wife's homicide.