They had guns when the crew were pretending to be a SWAT team.

I was making joke. You really need a lesson in the finer points of comedy. Perhaps we could go over them later tonight at my place. I have beer and some long, thick, juicy sausages.

One of the most underrated jokes in movie history.

A crime movie without any guns? That sounds like a porno with the sex scenes taken out.

Well, this is the worst thing to happen this decade.

He is The Greatest… statutory rapist.

Why? You probably picked up something worse!

My first order of business, we will be starting a program that encourages young girls to get interested into politics. I will be running the program from my house, and it is voluntary, but the parents of the girls who sign up will receive $10,000 and an autographed concert poster.

Well, he peed on an underage girl and filmed it. So… yeah.

People are just afraid that they'll get roped into the sex cult. And, the ones that do wanna get roped it are the ones R. Kelly wants no part of.

NO! Now, my rant about Elias Samson losing his last name seems so pointless.

I'm pretty sure they decided to just use 3 so that it would be easier to keep track of.

30 of those minutes will be devoted the infamous tweenage gang-bang scene from the book, followed by a 10 minute intermission to allow the audience to mentally recoup from what they've just seen.

He'll beg her to stab him in the rear.

And, no one cared.

So, Wayland Flowers is a bastard from The Reach. How about that.

Yeah, they never bothered to explain why the Martell's bannermen would just allow her to take control. I guess we were supposed to assume that no one in Dorne liked Doran and move on with our lives.

He's kind of a one-hit-wonder. He hasn't been able to top blowing up Stannis's fleet with dragonfire.

To be fair, Tyrion must have figured that there would be no way for him to build up a new fleet in such a short time.

That's why I was surprised.