Now he has enough time for Steve Bannon to teach him how to suck his own cock.

So, The AV Club just doesn't give a shit about the Unsullied, Lannister, and Tyrell troops that also died in this episode?

But Whale Rider is the one who got naked.

Would've been nice if they had followed up on that in Season 6.

So, Dorne is just gonna let the leader stay a prisoner in King's Landing because … ?

They were also on the Tagaryeans' side during Robert's Rebellion.

At least we finally got to see it on the show.

The best part: Jamie didn't even deny it.

That's what I thought. It's close to King's Landing as it was where the Targaryens landed when they first came to Westeros.

Dragonstone was first shown in Season 2. That's where Stannis was living when Robert died and he decided to challenge for the throne.

Apparently, being The Three-Eyed Raven means being a huge dick and not realizing it.

Tyrion had a great plan for taking Casterly Rock. Too bad Jamie had a better plan for taking Highgarden.

"Kerger said there’s a fundamental misunderstanding among Congressional members (and pundits) about how federal money, which has remained level at $450 million for the last several years, is apportioned."

Still, I don't think that justifies the fucking death penalty!

The Mad Monk: Batman's second worst villain to wear a red hood.

Yeah, that is an extreme punishment for stealing some pennies.

"Next week, we’ll talk about 300. (Apologies to Elite Squad, the Brazilian vigilante-cop blockbuster that I’d planned to write about for the 2007 entry.)"

They were obviously trying to be like "XXX," thinking that movie was going to revolutionize the spy movie genre. But, "The Bourne Identity" came out the same year and blew both of them out of the water.

I laughed for 10 minutes after that rock candy monologue. Stupid movie, but highly entertaining.

That one's okay.