For the fuck-averse among swearers (obviously I don't include myself in that group), candy-ass is a nice, condescending replacement noun for those that don't care about looking at least vaguely homophobic.

Kazaa… *shudders*

It's more the patchiness of their facial hair that looks bad. It baffles me that guys who can't properly grow facial hair still keep it around. It's like the inverse of the balding guy in his late 40s who keeps trying to comb over his crown of shame.

Fucking Indiana. Changed my voter registration address both through mail and on the Internet over a month ago, and it still thinks I'm registered in a county 2.5 hours away.

It's a bit more complicated thah that - they likely won't have a supermajority in the Senate, so the Democrats will become the filibusterers now. Also, even if Obama vetoes, the House and Senate can still vote to overturn the veto. This doesn't really change a whole lot.

Why do you think anyone goes to film school, anyway? Learning how to drink is like 90% of the curriculum

Man, that CBB Halloween ep… I didn't stop laughing from the moment I heard "Shout Awful… Mummy" and the hurricane of horrible puns trying to justify going to Suicide House. This might be my favorite of the Halloween eps thus far.

Maybe he could've met Scott and Scott at the game to give them their fuckin' T-shirts. And not those bullshit ones that had been lying on his bedroom floor for years and years.

Smells crime, goes back to the lab, full penetration. Smells crime, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, then it just sort of… ends.

Not to mention it was called back for a hold on the other side of the field from the play. The refs didn't know what to do, so just stuck with the penalty. Johnny Knox returned that punt, one of many great things he did in his early years in the league. Then he was forced to retire due to a spinal injury during a…

He just couldn't make it sexy.

I'm pretty sure that exact problem is why Billy Joel invented the Stranger.

It's always struck me as odd that Lord ALW is okay with Scott using a Sondheim piece as the WYR theme music. It's easy to ignore, though, when Scott insists on playing the entire song while the guests have to sit silently.

Perfection

Heh. Your dialog options when trying to convince a child to give you his remote control for a Kill Sat was my favorite part. You can emotionally ruin the child, take the remote, and then immediately target a laser from space on his head.

The fucking Brush Gun. Anytime I try to reload it in VATS, my character just freezes indefinitely while enemies kill him in slow motion. By far the worst bug I've encountered in NV.

The difference between FO3 and FO:NV: in 3, you only have to kill 2 people to complete all the content; in NV, you might have to kill more than 2 times to beat the game, but you can also kill literally everyone in the game (except the "minds" of 2 Securitrons). The Essential tag ruined the realism of 3 for me, so I…

I thought this specific problem was the reason why we came up with Ruritania, Qurac, and Bulungi (for fake countries in eastern Europe, the Middle East, and Africa respectively). Not sure why every show doesn't just recycle good fake country names instead of making up infantile ones like this.

The fact that the guy came out of the Iran-Iraq War with enough power to avoid a coup AND invade Kuwait only a few years later is damn impressive/oppressive of him

I have a one-word counterargument: BLIMPIES.