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Plus every song is blatantly sexual. That's my biggest knock against them. But too technical? Their drummer basically never deviates from a straight 4/4 beat, and he might as well just have a hi-hat, a snare, and a kick drum up there. It's mostly their guitarist layering effects and playing different, weird…

Man, I know DC isn't the best place on earth, but you'd think bands would choose the nation's capital over fucking Baltimore. Does it just have better venues or what?

It is. Just saw The Hold Steady there a while back. If that's what Indy is trying to pass off as a club these days, then it's in much worse shape than I thought.

53 mile round trip, and if you stay in the left lane and get lucky, you can break the 45 minute mark. Yes, I have friends who did this as a hobby at one point in high school.

Is Cleveland getting better? Seems like I haven't seen as much vitriol surrounding it lately. I only have one friend who lives there currently, and he's in a rehab facility, so I doubt I'd get much in the way of objectivity from him.

Come on, Ohio has to suck at least as much as Indiana.

Regardless, that feels more honest than just basically reposting the same thing. I don't care if it gets the same number of pageviews, I was looking at it more journalistically.

Thing I will never understand #48977: Why bands choose to go to Cleveland and Detroit, but not Indianapolis.

Why wasn't this just an update to yesterday's article?

*waits for Kanye to pull a Neil Peart on his next album*

I can just picture him trying to make this argument to Jack while Grizz and Dotcom just slowly shake their heads in the background.

But that's why you pay an extra $300 to watch from the back of the stage as a "VIP"! It's a good business model, dammit!

And especially Lollapalooza, the only really big Great Lakes-area music festival. And the fact that bands rarely come through this area only makes the problem worse. I hate Lolla, but I've been 3 times just because it was the only way I would be able to see a certain band before they broke up. It sucks.

People bitch about Half-Life 3 and A Song of Ice and Fire, but where's the change.org petition for The Bible II: Electric Boogaloo? It's been almost 2000 years, dammit!

Speaking of which, why didn't the internet just spam the Hasbro ballot box with "QZXJ" permutations? Those would be a hell of a lot more useful than "geocache" or "selfie".

"Don't you talk that way about her! Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"

Dodgeball is great if only for blatantly Chekhov's Gun-ing everything in the plot leading up to the last half hour. Makes for great rewatch potential.

Buy a man a 55-gallon drum of lube, and he'll jerk off for a month.

Well, the movie title suggests we'll be seeing a little of the latter two, at least.