"The too-small garments caused him to move stiffly, and at some point, the seat of his pants split open. The audience roared with laughter."

I wonder how Kenneth from 30 Rock would react to finding out that the Bird Internet is for Bird Porn, full of Local Bird Perverts.

I wish they'd do Paul F. Tompkins's revised edition: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I sang this in my head to the tune of the Macarena. It was… interesting.

Well, considering Bain Capital's business model used to basically be corporate executioner, it looks like even Massachusetts beat Texas to the punch.

And this happens only months after I complete my collection of golden years Simpsons box sets.

Only this show would announce the return of a character that could've died at the end of the previous season, then leave fans still on the fence about whether he's dead or not.

It's amazing how managed to fit all of his telltale gyrations and gestures into like 20 seconds of screentime. The man knows what the people want.

If I'm not mistaken, there is a parody of Fancy on the album at least. Praying for a music video as well. I believe the song is called "Handy"

Especially considering how anti-licensing Watterson was/is. It makes me cringe when I see those bumper stickers, knowing that these people know nothing about Calvin & Hobbes, just that "whatever cartoon that is always has that kid pissing on stuff."

Yeah, I mean, imagine how difficult it would be to be a molecular biologist when you keep dripping parts of your face onto the microscope slides.

So am I crazy, or did Hannibal not get nommed for anything? I would've expected at least some supporting actor choices or maybe even cinematography. But somehow, the best first season of a show in recent memory gets totally snubbed. Is there a reason for this that I'm just not seeing?

Fuck you. That's the one (non-.gif) picture that can give me nightmares for weeks at a time.

Now if they can just find a gritty, edgy show about two cops in a run down city, they can run it right after Breaking Bad, and keep everyone hooked! It'll work, you guys!

Also, no crushing, constant shame about being unemployed. That tends to make gaming much more enjoyable for me.

So AMC is replacing the Breaking Bad timeslot with…. Breaking Bad. Sounds about right.

It was hard to see from the gurney, but it didn't seem to be going great.

Not to mention you can just save-scum to get the star caps. It's like a 5% chance every time, so you could just find a room with a shitload of bottles and just keep reloading until you get a good amount. Rinse and repeat elsewhere.

Do the Regulators hunt you permanently if you blow up Megaton? I know most of the time the type of mercenary you encounter is karma-based, but it'd be interesting if they made it permanent for that one decision.

One of the best ways I found to take care of that annoyingly generous person is to reverse-pickpocket the item she just gave me onto her, along with a frag mine. It's worth the ensuing shootout with all of Megaton.