Damn. That game seems like it was made for me, but I have a job right now, so there's no way I could play it the way it was meant to be played.

Heh, I did something similar to my bed in New Vegas. Over 200 hours of playtime, I collected all the booze I could find and stacked it on top of my bed in the Sink. Right before I did the final battle (against everyone, I was independent and had no allies), I drank all of it, then fast traveled to Hoover Dam. Made for…

That is completely nonsensical, and therefore, totally in line with Disqus's policies.

It's possible to embed videos on Disqus? What the fuck?

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in. Damn.

And the four stars are given by the indomitable movie reviewing duo of Roger & Ebert.

Teti painted his 55 gallon drum of lube camouflage, so if he'll let you borrow it, you can check one off your list.

"This tournament is bad and you should feel bad!"

Didn't see this before I responded to someone above with basically the same explanation, but you described this very well. Have an upvote.

My significant other has a passionate hatred of football. We watched the show together over a month last year, and within the next two weeks she'd already gone through it again.

The play at the end is significant because it's a very hard throw for high school kids to make. Sure, it's a long throw, but it's very deceiving. See, not only do you have to have the arm strength to get the ball upfield 20 yards and to the sideline about 15 yards, you also have to get the ball over any defenders in…

Alright, so the decision between Rick and Morty and Review was decided based on the marital relationships in those episodes? I have a really hard time believing that those relationships were main parts of those episodes, and an even harder time believing that the reviewer found more comedy in those sequences than…

In fact, our entire company is BUILT on blowjobs!

Yeah, do you really believe that customer service calls are decided by representatives making recommendations based on customer evidence and lawyer's arguments?

But then all the proceeds would have to go to paying royalties to Mildred and Patty Hill…

I lovingly age my dead people in oaken barrels for up to 18 years.

Wait, so their dicks cum every 15 seconds? That would be The Worst Life

It's like they looked at sports brackets and were like, "Well, we like the bracket conceptually, but how about making it impossible to follow? That should improve things!"

You win my Internet MVP Award of the day.

I haven't listened to the whole album yet (tried to last night on Spotify, but I think I was having the same issues with it that others had below), but I agree about "Palace." Sounds somewhat like a rejected Hospice song. But "Hotel" has such a catchy bass melody that I can't help but like it, and it sort of pushes…