Actually, "unfogivable" does have a ring to it.

@jorge

@Balls, way the fuck up there…..

In Malenglish (Malaysian english), the root word "friend" has always been used as a verb:
"He's fun to play with, so I friend him."
However, there is no prefix attached, thus no "unfriend":
"You're a jerk! I not friend you anymore!"
"He's not nice, so I not friend him."

This thread is vore-licious!

Dubledore, that was just fuckin' creepy. I have chills, and not the good kind.

Fucking doucheter hipbags, it's coffee!!! It doesn't matter if it's instant, percolated, drip, fresh ground, or the diarrhea felched from Juan Valdez's ass!!!! Just fuckin' give me some, my office ran out!!!

Yeah, but just try enforcing the service lease agreement….

If your in Asia and getting the girls in a bar, then their fee is negotiated by the pimp/manager. The whole fee they work for goes to him, they get none of it. The tip is the part they get to keep. So if you want excellent service, offer 10-20% more than the offered price once in the taxi/hotel.

@Orangecrush
Sounds similar to Marks & Spencer. I understand they are like the "British Wal-Mart", but here, they are actually slightly upscale boutiques.

One other point I've made before:

@levelbest. I'm with you. There's nothing wrong with getting the local take on the franchise's formula. In Malaysia, they have several unique items, like the Prosperity burger (for Chinese New Year), the seaweed shake fries, rice porridge, a veggie burger (don't think they still have that) and the occasional test…

"Da Trey Stooges" was as good as the material they lampooned.

Name the political figure:

This thread begs for CORKY.

This whole article and every thread on it are fuckin' gold. Coworkers are starting to get concerned over my heaving shoulders and tear streaked face.

Jon, Kate, and their brood, George w. Bush, Glen Beck (being bi-polar is not a talent, although it does help in some cases)

Let's build on Kirk's idea:
The Glen Beck/Oprah special on Fox: Animal Face-off: Chimpanzee vs. pitbull vs. Glen Beck. Winner gets their choice of a basket of bananas or kittens. Losers are interviewed by Oprah and their disfigurements discussed:
O: "So when Glen bit your ass off, what went through your mind?"
PB:…

Lovecraft, there's a certain literary irony to your offense at the use of "palpable otherness" and your username.

I'm kind of surprised no one made a "brown note" reference yet.