You earned those Keiths Harbinger.

It's also so adaptable:

and Pussy!!

I am the New York of my cubicle. RESPECT, BITCHES!

@ science girl
I went through the same thing with my dad after my mom passed away, and he started dating again. I'm assuming that your at least out of High school, and that she's looking at this as a bonding opportunity, since you both have something in common that you never had before (assuming you're still…

Oh, there's my dick. Why's it smell like spent celebrity?

BTW, shouldn't the ghost of Marilyn Monroe be occupying the space between Megan Fox's ears, and not some dingy factory? Or would she consider Lohan leggings to be more upscale than being a vacuous robowhore's pet deadling? Which is lower on the hipster douchbag scale of celebrihate?

"I thought he would prefer to be black but genetics kind of screwed him out of it."

PALIN/BECK 2012!!!!

I think we just saw the development of a fusion of "Sleepless in Seatle" and "You've got mail". We'll have to kill Kirk and Tuck before the script is written for "Sleepless in San Diego". Sorry guys, it's for the greater good.

My God!! Even Nedry knew better than to turn off the power to the celebrity velociraptor cages!!

And Kevin Kostner's full head of hair in "Waterworld".

Greatest Freudian slip I've ever seen: My hairy co-worker meant to sign off his email "Sincerely Mark", instead wrote "Mistress Mark". Riding that horse even further, I convinced him that he had accidently chose "all accounts" when he sent it.

Otaku,

I, too, would like to snort coke off of a stripper's breast at 7:00am. Add a cup of coffee and eating Fruity Pebbles out of her fun hole, and that would be a balanced breakfast.

You know, it's going to be awkward explaining to my kids why I'm roaring with laughter the next time we watch the Lion King.

I will look deeper into Glen Beck's eyes than anyone….
Boy, fetch me a spoon.

Goddammit, now I'm aware of my own blinking! I can't stop. Eyes itching, must rub. Arghh, more blinking, feels sticky. Now eyelids getting tired from the extra blinking. Rubbing more gettign worse. make it stpop, make it stop!!!!!!!arghhhhhh

Actually, the only person here that should be writing reviews of AC/DC should be ZMF.

Yeah, really Chico. Not to mention with the whole Gay Travolta rumor thing, I totally read "sparkle" instead of "spackle", which lends a whole nasty-homoerotic-vampire-Scientoligist- with-unnatural-black-spew-bubbling-from-the-smooth-Ken-doll-like-crotch-area type of vibe. Just saying that makes me need mouthwash.