Star Trek parodied William Shatner?

Glen Beck starring in Saw VII: "We're doing it live! Fuckin' shit sucks!!"

@Swobovian…

Throw another log on my face!

TWFS, are you shitting me? Because I just saw it at the grocery store here yesterday. No way I'm getting that for my kids now. And none of that untested swine flue vaccine shit for them either! Rush and Glen told me it wasn't safe and the government wants me to do it.

Please, none of that PC crap for us, calling us Hillbillies is just fine.

Now I need to go home and paint the soles of my wife's feet red.

Ok, so I've looked it up, and found myself nowhere near as horrified by this imagery as everyone else. In fact, I found myself mildly arroused (nothing on the level of our friend Biastioc however.) Having a foot fetish, I think I was pre-loaded in that mode before looking it up since I had visuallized a girl with 100…

Well, maybe in your case….

I wouldn't worry about the kids reading it. They're either not going to grasp any of it, or they're already jaded to it. I tried bonding with my 12 year old over the "The Amazing Doctor What?" article. Even "The Boob Detective" didn't get a reaction. It depresses me that my son now has a more sophisticated sense…

Having re-read my last post, I'm obliged to add:

I, too, yelled out "D'oh!" at the moment of truth.

Well played, sir…..

Transcript from Glen Beck on Fox News, November 29th, 2009
20:15hrs
"…..I, I just want so much to (choking sob) just to have my country black, I mean, back. It's already black, thanks to Comrade Socialist Black-Rock Hoopstain O-pawn-a. Hee-hee (yawn) Can I get some coffee please? So anyway, I was talking to…

Transcript from Glen Beck on Fox News, November 29th, 2009
20:07hrs
"…..And I'll tell you something, America. Another thing that Barack HUSSEIN Obama doesn't want me telling you. All this "Cap and Tax", all these "Cash for Clunkers", all of these socialist programs that are "for the environment", they're all just ruses…

Transcript of ABC News, December 2nd, 2009
"….a complete disregard for the end result, as was demonstrated by this particular woman, "No, I'm not coming out. It's MY (Bleep) car! Don't you take that hose off of my tailpipe! That's my (bleep) hose! (Police drag her from car) This is another example of Obama's police…

@rationalist

And wouldn't Jimmy Choo actually be the original shoe han?

I'll need a fifth
before I can make a first.

I'll need a fifth
before I can make a first.