I agree that you shouldn't get chemo, Troll E Crap.

Die in a SnuggieCancerAIDS Fire.

Will someone edge the gravel driveway?

mmmmmm, oral agreement….

I think I shot my wad with the earlier ATM comments.

Actually, I'm also down with metaphorskin. Any branch of science that contributed to the creation of octomom should be confined to the most dystopic of sci-fi stories.

Danus
"That admission alone gets you booted off the invite list to all the sweet Free Market Objectivists box socials (unfortunately the pot luck dinners are always a bust…can't imagine why)."
Good one!

Well, goddammit, Fats, what am I supposed to with those 20 South American babies I've been hoarding in my basement?

Being a somewhat avid connoisseur of the performing arts, I have delighted in the antics of some of the lesser known performers. Of particular interest to my dear friend, phodreaw, would be those artists whom, upon completion of their various activities, will spontaneously prolapse many inches of colonic membrane. I…

Confirmed Buzzkill:
"and everybody is jerking off while staring into their own dead eyes."
Now I can't fap anymore. Thanks Sean.

"We give Hitler 2 pink lungs since the only thing he smoked was Europe."

Alrighty then, now you folks done and riled me up real good. Me an' mah cuzins gonna load the camper with our shotguns and fif'y gallons o' shine, an come teach y'all a lesson. Goddam fancy-pants big city leprechauns.

And the Hackademy award for most appropriate response goes to (opens envelope) bascule! for his epic "You, Sir, are worse than Hitler" to Mr. Adolph Oliver Pubes.

Space-courtesans and whore-bots?

How does that song go again?

Now to make a deposit.

Holy shit, one of the guys I went to high school went joined that cult. They were all into some sort of communal living in hexagon earth houses or some wierd thing.

If it were an actualization, it would have been reading "Twilight: The Movie Adaptation."
My vote, that was no bus. You accidently got in his limo, he 's just too polite to say "Get the Fuck out of my Car!!"

I was introduced to deathstroke while I was a teen. It's why my right arm looks like Bruce Lee's, while my left arm looks like a McDonald's straw.

Just be highly visible in reading the book at work, and clearly and persistently practising it's teachings with your boss. That should take care of any work issues you have.