I learned it here. Does that make me some sort of hanger on?

Heartland, are we cousins?
I totally agree with what you said about Glen Beck. Anytime I see that guy talk, all I can think is how is emoting and gestures look exactly like Hitler's. Seriously, run his "even if it's wrong, believe in it" speech against some stock closeups from Nuremburg. They both look like they…

korpios, my current understanding of the news is that Somalia is exactly like what you describe as anarcho-capitalist libertarianism, so I would say that your view of that is correct.
Your Minarchist libertarian view seems to focus only on enforcement and punishment. There is no mention of an executive to provide…

Actually love the dailies, intro or not. Just don't burn out. The double dose from you and Amelie is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore.

Which I tried once, until I started edging the gravel driveway. I still cry occasionally.

Yes, his twin.

Wait, go back to the 18 year old footjob again. Please explain in slow, explicit detail.

I can't dance well. Is there something else I can do for nickles?

Palin/Mrs. blagojevich 2012: The MILF Ticket!

Will they turn off their cellphones for me? Cause that's how the CIA knows where I am.

I have many, many collages covered in my spooge. They all involve Ann Colture's head superimposed on sheep bodies, and articles taken from Model Railroader. I'll start bidding at 5,000.

WWMJD?

Oh, and the leprechans. Those fucking, hateful leprechans.

Y'all best quit fuckin' with the Irish, man. My Grandpa was Irish, and when I was cleaning out the house after his death, found a box filled with hunting knives, straight-edge razors, and his Teamsters card. Thanks to that, and the fact that the kid that beat the shit out of me in high school for three years had red…

My buddy found the anarchy files on internet before internet was cool (1988). I gave one of the recipies to another friend, who promptly made a grenade and blew a hole in his neighbor's garage. Good times.

That was awesome!!!!

Wait, there are non-fun anal probes?

I saw ten minutes of the Malaysian copycat of the Karate kid. Looked like it was shot on 8mm, 1 week after the original was released, where they lined it up a s a shot for shot clone. I started watching during the throwing down the radio scene. It was kind of funny translating the Malay back into the original…

There's also a spreadsheet to mark how many people I touch. The FBI keeps track for me.

I have worn two belts
but only use one waist
I weigh 500 lbs.