I made my username with the intent to demonstrate that people from the rural Mississippi river area were also capable of enlightened, progressive thought. Then you fuckers make me spend 15 minutes giggling like a japanese schoolgirl at this shit.

Are those three douchebags here? No? Well, you're all those three douchebags! (Wild cheering).

The only eternal life is synidication.

Also,

Crap. Now I have to root through all of my college shit and find my Diesel Queens album.

There was a time I would have laughed at ten minutes. Now all I need is a commercial break.

What, no love for Carusobeard? That was the best one yet!!!

The sign at my last food service job: