So, is the My TV Club feature gone now? Is there no way to subscribe to shows I watch? Am I no longer able to easily select an episode? Do I no longer get notifications when there's a new review up? Every time I visit the redesigned website, it finds new and creative ways to disappoint me.

Hey, is it just me, or are the screenshots in the new design squished horizontally? Looks like they need to fix the aspect ratio.

I feel your pain, man. Goddamned smartphones ruining it for us old-timers.

I weren't dropping no eaves, sir, honest! Please don't turn me into anything…unnatural.

It's "thuggee", actually. They were an old order of (Arabian?) assassins.

speaking as someone who crotchinates regularly, and is just super at it, I have to say that pretending to be someone other than yourself is always wrong.

This episode really made me love Herschell. His grim determination to go on in the face of such lousy odds, finally sacking up and stabbing a dude in the brain before he zombifies, wrestling an intubator away from a zombie on top of a chainlink ceiling, luring zombies away from the kids so they wouldn't have to watch…

I'm only seeing this if Kickpuncher is in it.

"when my mom and pop store folded—there was literally no place else in my area…except blockbuster"
It's right there in your reply, dude. Not sure why you're being so hostile about it. No one's saying it's your fault. Chill.

You do realize that Blockbuster was the reason your much much much treasured mom and pop store folded, right?

"Well, I'd be the President's little dumplin' any day."
 - Phyllis Schafly

I say old bean, well said!

Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!

Please get back to me on that. I hate looking stuff up.

We do? GET 'EM, BOYS!

I…think I'm gonna barf!

@avclub-18f18df4a6146deb1b97c2c944b9660c:disqus  - EA had a "Sin to Win" contest, where gamers were supposed to send in pictures of themselves "sinning" with a booth babe. Guess which sin they all chose to go with…

@avclub-beac60e274e63c64612fdcff2058af27:disqus - It would just be footage of some angry dude wandering around, bumping into people who piss him off, and then stabbing them through the heart with a gigantic sword. Repeatedly.

unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

Oh man. And that is my absolute favourite Tool song. I'm not sure I could have kept my mouth shut.