Cannot like this enough.

I never played it but I did watch a Let's Play of it, and I thought it looked like unmitigated horseshit. Knock-off my ass - it was the same goddamned game with slightly different window dressing. And it will forever be tainted by the morally bankrupt way in which it was promoted - a combination of encouraging sexual…

Gee, your life is fascinating, Mr. Kaiser. Why don't you just dispense with the reviews altogether and tell us your story?
*folds hands under chin and waits*

It's "A-bada-ba-dupdup A-bayyy-duh", apparently.

I kinda like this, but I can just feel the sheen of anxious furry sweat, caused by furious fapping, all over it…

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus Their punches have the power of kicks.

I'M THE GODDAMNED AFFLECK.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World a "masterpiece"? Uh, no.

"Hodgepodge claptrap"? You can't modify a noun with another noun, Dowd. C'mon man.

Well, it's finally happened. I officially hate Johnny Depp now. I can't believe the words "American critics write their reviews 7 to 8 months before they see the movie" came out of a living human being's mouth.

Phew, Dowd doesn't like it! I was worried this movie wouldn't be that good.

Really? Damn. Guess that explains why Goodfellas
wasn't mentioned in the article, I guess. Guy sure looks like him
though. Any idea who it is?

A very talented actor who played a lot of very memorable roles. A sad loss.

Gotta take issue with some of the language you use to describe evolution, @avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus . Evolution is the natural selection of whichever random mutations enable particular members of a species to pass on more of its DNA than other members - nothing more. Evolution isn't "about…

I think Sam's got his hat on backwards.

@avclub-95bf5763251f491480a0c1e5b76a16d8:disqus Technically, the Secretary of State said "Darth Cheney am telling truth! He always tell truth!" Whether or not that was actually corroboration is still being discussed.

And isn't it ironic… don't you
think?It's like Vonnnnnnneguuuuut's pleasant rattlesnakeIt's
Oedipuuuuusss running into his fateIt's when Romeoooooooo kills himself by
mistakeIts misuse has become de rigueurNot mine, BTW. I stole it from another AV Clubber. I don't remember who, however.

Hm, well I haven't rewatched since I saw it in the theatres, so I'll give it a whirl and see if I agree with you.
(But I doubt it)

You take that back, you filthy lying liar. The Bill and Ted movies are pure awesomesauce.

There's a third Bill and Ted movie?