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So, I assume the (so far) four people who have given a community grade of A are just trollin'?

Hey, you guys mentioned "comedy" and A Million Ways to Die in the West in the same sentence. I'll just wait here while you correct that error.
*starts whistling*

In other words, copy the Arkham games character design.

Leto a good actor? What about that godsawful wannabe-Oscar-bait POS Chapter 27, where he demonstrated good acting by gaining a lot of weight?
There's also the fact that he's an insufferable human being, but that doesn't preclude him being a good actor. It does make it difficult for me to enjoy him in a movie. Well,

Damn, dude, seriously? That really makes sense, as that's pretty much the only good thing about Watchmen. Or Zack Znyder's entire oeuvre, IMO.
(OK, I did like that Dawn of the Dead remake, but that's about it).

So *that's* what the purple glove is for!

If I could wave my magic wand…

Thank you so much for that. That final 4 car/1 jet jump filled my heart with laughter and joy. I think I just achieved Enlightenment.

Oh, it's always OK to do a Canadian accent. We'll never be offended. We'd probably apologize to you, just in case it was our fault.

Hey Tasha, may I propose a compromise? Just don't listen to old Rush. Since the asshole driver spent the whole trip complaining about how new Rush is crap, you can continue to keep your spite alive by listening to music he doesn't like, and you get to listen to Rush!

The greatest Let's Play that ever shall exist, forever and anon, is the one of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand by Chip Cheezum. It is the Citizen Kane of people talking while playing a game about a rapper shooting lots of brown people in order to get a diamond-encrusted skull.

I think they suck, personally.

Man, Travolta is really starting to get that carved-from-wax look. Don't leave him out in the sun.

Blech. I am massively in love with Bombay Sapphire martinis, and perfect martinis in particular, but with a twist of lemon. I think olives or anything briny totally clashes with the delicate infusions of botanical essences that make Bombay so delectable.
Why no, I'm not a viral marketer at all…

Two Thor movies so far, and *still* no appearance of Techo Viking. Don't screw it up this time, guys!

Similar to the "Canada region".

I care if a fish dies just so someone can make a fucking movie. Keep your categories to yourself.

You are seriously lacking in perspective if you honestly believe those things (which I highly doubt you do, you're just arguing for the sake of arguing). I think if you're going to kill an animal, you should have a good reason for it. Eating it is a good reason. Making a movie is not. Also, only people on the lunatic

As someone who thinks the redesign is the Antichrist, I hated what he did there.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the "previous episode" link is broken, as it links to itself. Not only is there no easy way to select an episode, there appears to be *no* way. I hate this redesign with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns.