Get Rich or Die Hard

I'm dwarfing Matt Damon.

I hate MoiveBob. I hate his voice, I hate the pathetic visuals, and I hate his opinions. This is a man who actually believed that Sucker Punch was an insightful commentary on sexism in movies.

@avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus Well, sure, it might sound like a "d", the laziness of the average English speaker being what it it, but we all know it's a "t", and spell it accordingly. Well, except you, apparently.

I don't think it's possible to hipster any harder than @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus is hipster-ing right here.

Petting dogs while eating chicken wings sounds like a recipe for me projectile vomiting so thunderously that my sputum achieves orbit. Seriously, man, that is fucking gross. I don't care if you keep your hands separate. Those are two activities that shouldn't even be in the same room.

Yes please! I was hoping to find this thread. Just really excited to be here, really.
So, don't movie posters just suck nowadays?

"I'm afraid she can't come to the phone right now…'cause my dick's in her mouth."

Count me in as a ZMF fan. I'm continually puzzled by the people who just don't get that he's playing a character - hey, we've got other gimmick commenters on here, folks, it's not exactly a new concept. As far as the style of humour goes, well, I'd put it in the same camp as Seanbaby. And if you don't like Seanbaby,…

"How many weapons does a brother-and-sister witch hunter team need to cock?"
That depends on whether or not the weapon in question is indeed a cock.

Dead Snow is "erratic"? The hell you say. That movie is fucking brilliant. Great dialogue, likable characters, well-paced action, amazing cinematography, brilliant score. Screw anyone that doesn't absolutely love that movie.

Well, I always thought the best way to handle it would be to do both. The fresh cadavers would have healthy, working muscles, and would thus be able to sprint and jump and everything else a healthy, living human could do. But as the rot sets in and everything falls apart, they would gradually be reduced to slowly…

It's also very energy-efficient, since you don't have to cook foods as long.
I'd love to get one but I was traumatized as a child one time when my Mom was using one and the little top that regulates the pressure came off and it blew a hole in the ceiling. I've been afraid to approach one ever since, even if it's not in…

Hey, almost hand jobs are the only kind I have!

OK, just move another 5 feet forward, then I'll let go. Let's see how far we can launch this kid!

OK, just move another 5 feet forward, then I'll let go. Let's see how far we can launch this kid!

Fuck Gandalf, marry Bilbo, kill Gollum. Bilbo would be a great spouse as he's down-to-earth and always has a well-stocked larder.
Fuck a random orc, marry Smaug, kill the Eye of Sauron. What the fuck else could you do with the Eye of Sauron? And Smaug's rich, so you'd be set for life.

Fuck Gandalf, marry Bilbo, kill Gollum. Bilbo would be a great spouse as he's down-to-earth and always has a well-stocked larder.
Fuck a random orc, marry Smaug, kill the Eye of Sauron. What the fuck else could you do with the Eye of Sauron? And Smaug's rich, so you'd be set for life.

Bernard Cornwell's take on it truly is excellent. "Spellbinding realism", the jacket quote said, and for once, it was true.

Bernard Cornwell's take on it truly is excellent. "Spellbinding realism", the jacket quote said, and for once, it was true.