Excellent name/comment synergy there, @avclub-11bbe38e1cd8d806c2f4f372c7975642:disqus .

Excellent name/comment synergy there, @avclub-11bbe38e1cd8d806c2f4f372c7975642:disqus .

Man, he really hologrammed that one in.

Man, he really hologrammed that one in.

Email this webzone if you want a pizza roll.

Email this webzone if you want a pizza roll.

"Detective….thrill me."

"Detective….thrill me."

Dudes don't eat "'za", Rabin. You're thinking of Ninja Turtles.

Dudes don't eat "'za", Rabin. You're thinking of Ninja Turtles.

Pretty sure someone who spies on a co-worker doesn't know what "respect" is….

Pretty sure someone who spies on a co-worker doesn't know what "respect" is….

She only looks like she's deciding something. She's actually pooping.

She only looks like she's deciding something. She's actually pooping.

Well, you're a smelly pirate hooker.

Well, you're a smelly pirate hooker.

Congrats to all you Americans on your recent victories in the field of gay marriage. You'll be country-wide, like us gay-marryin' Canadians, in no time. And we'll try not to be smug about it.
 - signed, a smug gay-marryin' Canadian
P.S. Love your column, Dan. Longtime fan.

Congrats to all you Americans on your recent victories in the field of gay marriage. You'll be country-wide, like us gay-marryin' Canadians, in no time. And we'll try not to be smug about it.
 - signed, a smug gay-marryin' Canadian
P.S. Love your column, Dan. Longtime fan.

"Apart from"? Dude, I've been waiting my whole life for a book about an all gay test-tube baby society. To the bookstore!

"Apart from"? Dude, I've been waiting my whole life for a book about an all gay test-tube baby society. To the bookstore!