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*shudders with horror*

*shudders with horror*

I think Hamill was perfectly cast for the naive, callow, kinda whiny teen Luke of Star Wars, but less so for the confident Jedi Master Luke of Return of the Jedi.

I think Hamill was perfectly cast for the naive, callow, kinda whiny teen Luke of Star Wars, but less so for the confident Jedi Master Luke of Return of the Jedi.

I remember seeing the ads for Corvetter Summer and desperately wanting to see it, because it had Luke Skywalker in it. For some reason, I couldn't. Was it R-rated or something?

I remember seeing the ads for Corvetter Summer and desperately wanting to see it, because it had Luke Skywalker in it. For some reason, I couldn't. Was it R-rated or something?

"Good evening, I'm Geoff Keighley. My guests tonight are a bag of Doritos and this case of Mountain Dew Code Red. I'll be interviewing them about Call of Honour 4: Modern Duty 6."

"Good evening, I'm Geoff Keighley. My guests tonight are a bag of Doritos and this case of Mountain Dew Code Red. I'll be interviewing them about Call of Honour 4: Modern Duty 6."

That's "wont". Sorry, that one's a pet peeve.

That's "wont". Sorry, that one's a pet peeve.

I really hope this is a new gimmick commenter that only shows up to make positive comments about someone else's comment. I really, really do.

I really hope this is a new gimmick commenter that only shows up to make positive comments about someone else's comment. I really, really do.

It's called The Octagon.
What most people don't know is that I also named my testes. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You commenters play your cards right, you just might get to see the whole trio.

It's called The Octagon.
What most people don't know is that I also named my testes. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You commenters play your cards right, you just might get to see the whole trio.

"We're on a blind date with Destiny…and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"We're on a blind date with Destiny…and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

That's a cello, you assholes. Not a violin.

That's a cello, you assholes. Not a violin.