Personally, I enjoyed it.

Personally, I enjoyed it.

Umbrella is basically the Underpants Gnomes of evil corporations. My favourite is how they've perfected cloning technology, and the best way they can think of to use it is to run an increasingly large number of Milla Jovoviches through this death trap maze thingy. Uh, guys, I can think of a few better uses for them…

Umbrella is basically the Underpants Gnomes of evil corporations. My favourite is how they've perfected cloning technology, and the best way they can think of to use it is to run an increasingly large number of Milla Jovoviches through this death trap maze thingy. Uh, guys, I can think of a few better uses for them…

Curse you, @avclub-b27cf97c2e282465fba1406e71ffb55c:disqus , for so cruelly crushing my hopes and dreams.

Curse you, @avclub-b27cf97c2e282465fba1406e71ffb55c:disqus , for so cruelly crushing my hopes and dreams.

Hm. Actually, the hallucination idea has merit. That would be interesting.
And, I never said he was the main character. I just said him (and his daughter) were the only characters I liked.

Hm. Actually, the hallucination idea has merit. That would be interesting.
And, I never said he was the main character. I just said him (and his daughter) were the only characters I liked.

I'm not so much mad at Wil:li.A,m as I am at NASA. Voyager had fucking Bach on it, for Crissakes! What the FUCK, NASA?

I'm not so much mad at Wil:li.A,m as I am at NASA. Voyager had fucking Bach on it, for Crissakes! What the FUCK, NASA?

Me, Myself, and Irene is an unwatchable piece of shit.

Me, Myself, and Irene is an unwatchable piece of shit.

I'm with @avclub-c4d9b4ff3c5688f9e1b4f67fc3ebb00f:disqus  on this one. Unless it's just a short flashback, there's no way it could work. And what would be the point of having Big Daddy without Hit Girl? It's stupid.
The only thing I really enjoyed about Kick-Ass was the Big Daddy/Hit Girl scenes, so I'm straight-up…

I'm with @avclub-c4d9b4ff3c5688f9e1b4f67fc3ebb00f:disqus  on this one. Unless it's just a short flashback, there's no way it could work. And what would be the point of having Big Daddy without Hit Girl? It's stupid.
The only thing I really enjoyed about Kick-Ass was the Big Daddy/Hit Girl scenes, so I'm straight-up…

Chalk me up as one of those speedy 'nauts out there, gazing down at you with naked disdain as my cyber-Porsche roars past you.
"WHAT, ARE YOU FAGGOTS STILL ON DIAL-UP OR SOMETHING?" I shout, but you can barely hear the end of the sentence, as I'm already over the digi-horizon.

Chalk me up as one of those speedy 'nauts out there, gazing down at you with naked disdain as my cyber-Porsche roars past you.
"WHAT, ARE YOU FAGGOTS STILL ON DIAL-UP OR SOMETHING?" I shout, but you can barely hear the end of the sentence, as I'm already over the digi-horizon.

LIKED in the hope I would get added to the list.
I coulda been a contender…

Soooo…does she masturbate with a Star of David?

Soooo…does she masturbate with a Star of David?

@avclub-e6de69552960e2a2af8c824b52374b0e:disqus Very true, but it was Combo who got shot. The immortal Badger lives on - too stupid to live, too awesome to die.