Three stars from Ebert is the equivalent of one star from anyone else.
supercrotchinator
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Three stars from Ebert is the equivalent of one star from anyone else.
"Boffing"? Really? Do people actually use that term?
"Boffing"? Really? Do people actually use that term?
Eftsoons unhand me, greybeard loon!
Eftsoons unhand me, greybeard loon!
Like the circle in the spiral
Like the wheel within the wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel…
Like the circle in the spiral
Like the wheel within the wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel…
@avclub-69ffcb79f398e9fc6f721c9b4d55edab:disqus - damn, this guy's good.
@avclub-69ffcb79f398e9fc6f721c9b4d55edab:disqus - damn, this guy's good.
I'm sure it's only a matter of time until you find the right catch phrase that sends that beautiful bald lady catapulting into your bed.
I'm sure it's only a matter of time until you find the right catch phrase that sends that beautiful bald lady catapulting into your bed.
It's a shame that it's impossible to wear hats nowadays. I'd love to wear a fedora, but I know I'd look like an asshole.
It's a shame that it's impossible to wear hats nowadays. I'd love to wear a fedora, but I know I'd look like an asshole.
Welcome to MEARF!
*PUNCH*
Welcome to MEARF!
*PUNCH*
*Jewish Goddess's mom complains to Jewish Goddess that Jewish Goddess's dad hasn't been able to digest a decent meal in six weeks*
*Jewish Goddess's mom complains to Jewish Goddess that Jewish Goddess's dad hasn't been able to digest a decent meal in six weeks*
Sweet merciful gods that movie was fucking atrocious.
Didn't Ultraviolet come out the same year? It was sure a clusterfuck of a year for dystopian-sci-fi-with-supposedly-baddass-female-protagonist movies, that's for sure.
Sweet merciful gods that movie was fucking atrocious.
Didn't Ultraviolet come out the same year? It was sure a clusterfuck of a year for dystopian-sci-fi-with-supposedly-baddass-female-protagonist movies, that's for sure.