My sister and her boyfriend popped in Piranha 3D to entertain his 6 yr-old son and 8 yr-old daughter. Their excuse was that they were looking for Jaws, but couldn't find it, so got that instead. True story.

My sister and her boyfriend popped in Piranha 3D to entertain his 6 yr-old son and 8 yr-old daughter. Their excuse was that they were looking for Jaws, but couldn't find it, so got that instead. True story.

@PhonyPope:disqus Nah. All the fat Americans ride those Rascal scooter things now. None of them ride motorcycles.

@PhonyPope:disqus Nah. All the fat Americans ride those Rascal scooter things now. None of them ride motorcycles.

I recently tried re-watching this series, and although there is some greatness, there was just too much goofiness and bad writing for me to get through it (I don't know what it is about sci-fi and comedy, but it always sucks when sci-fi series try it). I stuck it out through most of season four before giving up. I've…

I recently tried re-watching this series, and although there is some greatness, there was just too much goofiness and bad writing for me to get through it (I don't know what it is about sci-fi and comedy, but it always sucks when sci-fi series try it). I stuck it out through most of season four before giving up. I've…

I really can't stand Sinclair. I can't look at him without seeing Leslie Nielsen and cracking up. Whenever he starts delivering some self-serious pompous BS while waggling those beetle brows, I can't help calling out "Nice beaver!" or "Surely you can't be serious!" and then I can't hear the rest of the lines because…

I really can't stand Sinclair. I can't look at him without seeing Leslie Nielsen and cracking up. Whenever he starts delivering some self-serious pompous BS while waggling those beetle brows, I can't help calling out "Nice beaver!" or "Surely you can't be serious!" and then I can't hear the rest of the lines because…

Growing 3-foot-long jalapenos proved very difficult.

Growing 3-foot-long jalapenos proved very difficult.

Special guest star John Travolta's Magnificent Codpiece-Enhanced Crotch as AV comment board heartthrob Supercrotchinator.

Special guest star John Travolta's Magnificent Codpiece-Enhanced Crotch as AV comment board heartthrob Supercrotchinator.

You may be right, but I always thought the line "And they wonder why the maples can't be happy in their shade" reveals a rather dickish mentality on the part of the oaks.

You may be right, but I always thought the line "And they wonder why the maples can't be happy in their shade" reveals a rather dickish mentality on the part of the oaks.

Trumpy Old Men

Trumpy Old Men

Don't ever change.

Don't ever change.

"Freewill"

"Freewill"