Agreed, take5. Peart is definitely a kind, caring person now. I don't hold his early Objectivist leanings against him.

Agreed, take5. Peart is definitely a kind, caring person now. I don't hold his early Objectivist leanings against him.

@wolfmansRazor:disqus  - their first album is their only one without Peart. It really is their odd one out.

@wolfmansRazor:disqus  - their first album is their only one without Peart. It really is their odd one out.

Those men were a credit to the nation. They just don't make fat people like that any more.

Those men were a credit to the nation. They just don't make fat people like that any more.

Fry half a city with one of these puppies.

Fry half a city with one of these puppies.

For the longest time I thought you were supposed to sympathize with the maples in that song. I only recently realized that the maples are supposed to represent the filthy, unproductive masses that drag down the noble great people that produce all the great things in society.

For the longest time I thought you were supposed to sympathize with the maples in that song. I only recently realized that the maples are supposed to represent the filthy, unproductive masses that drag down the noble great people that produce all the great things in society.

By "faux Xeppelin" do you mean their first album, @avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus ? I agree, it is faintly embarrassing, but still enjoyable in a goofy way. I can't listen to the line "Hey baby it's a quarter to 8, I feel I'm in the mood" without cracking a smile. Plus there's cowbell!

By "faux Xeppelin" do you mean their first album, @avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus ? I agree, it is faintly embarrassing, but still enjoyable in a goofy way. I can't listen to the line "Hey baby it's a quarter to 8, I feel I'm in the mood" without cracking a smile. Plus there's cowbell!

I like Dan Savage's answer to this argument. "You want to prove being gay is a choice? Fine, go down on each other. Eat pussy and put video of it up on your website. Then we'll be with you 100%."

I like Dan Savage's answer to this argument. "You want to prove being gay is a choice? Fine, go down on each other. Eat pussy and put video of it up on your website. Then we'll be with you 100%."

That's actually pretty adorable, @avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus . My parents made me watch The Lawrence Welk Show every goddamned week. I turned out alright, although I still listen to a lot of death metal and industrial music by way of compensating.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!!!!

SQUEEZER TO THE DOME!

SQUEEZER TO THE DOME!

Really, @Sleeper99999:disqus ? Shit. I love that quote. It pains me to learn it's someone else saying it.