Really, @Sleeper99999:disqus ? Shit. I love that quote. It pains me to learn it's someone else saying it.

How d'ya like your Scotch?
BY THE QUART.

How d'ya like your Scotch?
BY THE QUART.

*snaps fingers repeatedly*
Wash Day! Nothing Clean!

*snaps fingers repeatedly*
Wash Day! Nothing Clean!

Can we please just give him the Oscar he so desperately wants, so that he can stop being so overly serious in every role he does? Seriously, lighten up, Leo. Do a romantic comedy, one that prominently features a big, goofy dog, like, a Golden Retriever or something.

Yeah, Half in the Bag is some pretty great film criticism. I would love to see it get wider exposure. They would have to tone down some of the not-film-criticism stuff though.

Yeah, Half in the Bag is some pretty great film criticism. I would love to see it get wider exposure. They would have to tone down some of the not-film-criticism stuff though.

Zack and Mirri wasn't terrible, but it wasn't particularly funny. What really bugged me about the movie was its premise. Your video of your roommate's panties gets a million hits on YouTube, so you…make a porno…in order to make money? How does any of that make sense? It's like it's he came up with the premise back…

Zack and Mirri wasn't terrible, but it wasn't particularly funny. What really bugged me about the movie was its premise. Your video of your roommate's panties gets a million hits on YouTube, so you…make a porno…in order to make money? How does any of that make sense? It's like it's he came up with the premise back…

Ooh, good call.

Ooh, good call.

Make way for the Fightin' Whiteys! Yeah! Everything's going to be All-White!

Make way for the Fightin' Whiteys! Yeah! Everything's going to be All-White!

*sigh* Do I have to?

*sigh* Do I have to?

There's a stealth option though. You say you're there to detail his car, and then when his back's turned, WHAMMO!

There's a stealth option though. You say you're there to detail his car, and then when his back's turned, WHAMMO!

I CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ONE-WORD EXCLAMATIONS!
Wait.

I CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ONE-WORD EXCLAMATIONS!
Wait.