Cattle Feed?

Cattle Feed?

One does not simply walk into Whoredor.

Yeah, but we care about whose ass it is, and why it's farting.

Hey, I hated energy drinks before it was mainstream.

Yeah, that was jarring. You could have warned us, Todd. It took "the multi-platinum selling artist and outrageously charming Dane Cook" to finally tip me off.

Love the article, and there are a few films I haven't seen yet, but yeah, calling Spirited Away inessential is unforgivable.

What's that? You…pooped in the refrigerator and ate the entire…wheel of cheese? Wow, how'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!

Bay: "Guys, the explosion is gonna be THIS big!"

And all the female inmates would be surprisingly buxom and be dressed in low-cut, cleavage-revealing uniforms.

"chicken cutlet" breast enhancers? What the hell? Are they breaded or something?

Oh, he'll be making the Kessel Run, alright.

TUNG TUNG

The opening scene with Nightcrawler in X2 was so awesomely badass that even if the rest of the movie sucked I would love the shit out of it. It probably doesn't hurt that Nightcrawler is my favourite X-Man.

@avclub-ab60729bcbd8293eb5f31e5077c29049:disqus  Yeah! Alpha Flight! It's got Wolverine in it! Or at least it had, until Wolverine wised up and moved to the States.
Canada - even superheroes are embarrassed by it.

Well, there *is* a scene where they're filming an X-rated Catherine the Great biopic…

You foreigners can get your own goddamned superheroes.

I prefer the hedge nice and trimmed. A big bush is a turn off for me. Bald can be nice but I don't think it should be the de facto standard.

Saxophone, oboe, violin, and bagpipes - 4 instruments you do NOT want to hear being played by a beginner.

Or when a member of the Smashing Pumpkins…smashes some pumpkins.
Yeah, that's probably already happened.