"Rainbow in the Dark", by Ronnie James Dio.

Johnny Depp, myself. But only 'cause I wear a crow on my head.

Canned salmon's OK if you use it to make salmon-potato patties. Those are tasty.

MLP - Death Threats Is Magic!

Wasn't that the plot of the Burton Batman?

For a second there I read it as COKSULKER, which I envisaged as a moody emo teen who couldn't care less about the cok s/he was with.

Just, please…no reposted 4chan, OK? *shudder*
Think of the children.

@avclub-e78baa1ce9b86173c8d5f876a00e64e5:disqus Ha-ha! You use IE! You probably use Bing as your search engine too! Loser!

Angie will only accept diamonds smuggled out in the hollowed-out corpse of an infant, Song of Kali style.

You certainly get around, @avclub-620982009915db2a0b4a49e224bad30c:disqus .

I, like any refined upstanding gentleman, refer to them as "jugglypups".

It bothered me too, but, as I thought about it, it wasn't the "bad" ending but the fact that Fire Lord Ozai is such a minor character. Wouldn't a Fire Nation play just be about how great he is, and told from his perspective, with the Aang Gang as minor characters? Of course that would be totally boring and would suck…

And like a zillion other voices in the series. Guy's a prodigy.

Absolutely. Gus is clearly a Terminator sent back through time to destroy John Connor by getting him hooked on meth. Or just stabbing him with a box cutter. Whichever.

I was stoked when I downloaded all the episodes, but after about 6 of them I realized I wasn't going to make it. If I didn't love X-Men so much I probably wouldn't have made it past 1.

According to Wikipedia, she provided voice acting for the video game Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, which is a game I played.

@avclub-5182625d9db22ee7fba7b1acf3d429a9:disqus , you have the absolute perfect avatar for that comment.

We just lost the initiative.

I broke the "like" button on this one.

The irony is that now he rummages about in the dumpster behind P. F. Chang's looking for numerous entrees, but can only find several bites of each.