@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus maybe they could head over to wikkipedia.

Please say that you would also have the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass!".

@avclub-43a2348027cdb8d216f4fb15fd9e1e4f:disqus  Like Steve-O has on his back? That made me laugh when I saw it.

" I didn’t like the realization at all, couldn’t identify with the
character the way it was written and developed immediately and
enthusiastically in a day and night marathon a version full of concrete
and practical suggestions which would enable me to play the lead full
throttle"

" I didn’t like the realization at all, couldn’t identify with the
character the way it was written and developed immediately and
enthusiastically in a day and night marathon a version full of concrete
and practical suggestions which would enable me to play the lead full
throttle"

Not even remotely in the same ballpark, @avclub-7706d2dc2da6837340effd985dc620b6:disqus . Aliens is a masterpiece of tight plotting, memorable characters and quotable dialogue. Shame on you.

"because Depp cannot simply don a dress to play both parts"

I don't know if 3 albums (1 of them an EP) in 10 years, following an 8-year hiatus, qualifies as "cranking out", @avclub-f688ae53ecd9ab39288ac465aa4f86d8:disqus .

There were some great visuals but the story and characters were flat, workmanlike, and by-the-numbers. Take out the "in the mind" segments and you have a made-for-TV whodunit.

You leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this.

Ah, time for another installment of Really Obvious Questions You Already Know the Answer To. My week is now complete.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus Please don't use "shit" as a synonym for "stuff" when talking about fisting. It's…misleading.

Also "house porn", which I was discouraged to find out did not feature naughty, barely-legal bungalows with wide-open doorframes just BEGGING to be forcefully "entered".

He hissed something at you, Lux - what was it?

Right. Off to the store for a 5-gallon drum of eyebleach.

Out out, brief cumshot!

The Dipped-Wick Capers

Sheeeit, they should have made him Dionysus. Then at least we could watch him get drunk and fuck a nymph.

Cue EPIC 10-MINUTE WRESTLING MATCH.

2 CLASH 2 TITAN