INTERNET FIGHT!

I dissed Sketches of Spain in the comments and got not one but TWO replies from ol' "I don't need to read it to review it" Pierce. It was truly the apex of my life.

You're under arrest for that pun.

Take off the toque and let your brain breathe, Ash. It might help.

The toppings contain sodium benzoate. Also Propofal.

'Back in Black'?

Okay, who else looked at the still of the first video and thought to themselves "what the hell is a clip from that stupid fucking Adam Sandler crossdressing-twin movie doing here"? No one? Just me?
Fine then.

Man, I hate it when that happens.

I'm on PS3, so no. I still cry about it sometimes.
Thanks for the link, but I doubt I'm going to give this one a try. It looks pretty lame even to me, and I'm pretty forgiving of fantasy stuff (and a huge LotR nerd).

I have childhood memories of lying in a darkened room staring at the beams of light coming from a grown-up party on the other side of the door, and a drunken man in leather pants. They are not good memories.

The Doors fucking suck.
That is all.

Well, audiobooks are pretty big these days…

A sad day for movie criticism…of course, I've never watched the show myself, so I guess I'm part of the problem.

*sigh* dang, I had a feeling this was going to suck, but I was hopeful. It's so hard to find good online co-op multiplayer games. My friends and I played the shit out of Borderlands, but we've yet to find a suitable replacement.

Not only Jesus - LiLo now also has a deeper understanding of the entire Holy Trinity.

Half? You're either very optimistic or very tolerant of ugliness. The amount of the population I'd like to see naked is closer to 10%.

You're all wrong. Everyone knows God is really Morgan Freeman. Which would make Jesus Batman.

You don't have to ask every goddamned time you have to take a leak. Just go.

I prefer "dirigible mishap" myself.

Well, Kirk needs to devote more time to his search for the fabled Crocoduck anyway.