Let Bishop do it.

http://tinyurl.com/6gl799r

Hoy shit! Look, everybody, a self-aware fanboy! So rare to see one in the wild!

I especially floopend to the gigglephysics. There was at LEAST umpty-flarn shloopypixels worth of Jabberwocky.
EPIC GAME.

Dude, the review's right there at the top of the page. You don't need to quote the entire goddamned thing.

Yeah, totally, man. Differing opinions are stupid!

"The fuzzy mechanics also hamper the game’s superfluous multiplayer,
which gamers will likely flock to for a few nights before returning to
the more reliable confines of Black Ops and Halo."
There you go. Let me know if there's anything else you'd like me to read for you.

You forgot to work the word "sheeple" in there.

He's not saying he's wrong, and he didn't say he's not allowed to like the game. AND I'm pretty sure he's not outraged.
How's the whole "reading" thing working out for you?

Actually, it's even stupider than that: http://ohinternet.com/Crabcore

I've played a few gigs there. Word to the wise - make sure you know "Born to be Wild".

Cool story, bro.

Why was the Sulacco "ill-fated", precisely? I don't remember anything bad happening to it.

Maybe if they'd all done Duckface the show would still be running.

Well, it's official. The only people who listen to Gn'R are unemployed.

They're really pushing the "get registered, folks!" theme.

Sub-Zero - Mike Meyers
Shang Tsung - Carlos Mencia
Johnny Cage - Dane Cook
Sonja - Helen Mirren
Liu Kang - Larry the Cable Guy
Scorpion - Zach Braff
Goro - Gwyneth Paltrow
Raiden - Woody Allen
Kano - Jack Black

It's cool that Christina's playing an airline stewardess, because you could easily land a plane on her forehead.

WHERE'S RUSH

Maybe they could change it to "The Rocketeer". That hasn't been used, has it?