What, are you serious? You'd need to stick a bicycle pump in that head and inflate it to at least triple size before it'd look like Ol' Basketball Head.

Hi, sorry. When we decide to act like dicks, we always apologize profusely about it. Actually, we do that when we're nice as well.

^ what this guy said. Eric Idle's character repeatedly states that he wants to be a woman. This is played for laughs, because it is fucking hilarious. Don't remember GLAAD getting all pissy about that one.

So…
I guess I'm not allowed to laugh at Monty Python or Kids in the Hall anymore.

Wham-O!
Greatest company name ever.

Penny Arcade had something to say about the stomp move:

Can someone please hit the reset button on Wax Tom Cruise? He's on the fritz again.

Love the Crown Royal. On the rocks. Where I grew up, it was considered top-of-the-line hooch by all the white trash folks.

….or something.

Deep Blue's win
…was pretty unfair when you consider that its designers had access to all of the games Kasparov had ever played, and entered them all into the computer's memory. Kasparov had no access to any games Deep Blue had played. Deep Blue was completely re-designed after its initial match (which it lost) during…

This is tower, Flight 278
You are cleared for landing on Thora Birch's forehead. Please initiate your descent now. Over.

Animatronic animal carcasses
There's some other Christmas flop whose name I can't remember. It had a huge budget, and one of the things the filmmakers crowed about was the "incredibly realistic" animatronic reindeers they made - which used real reindeer hides stretched over wireframe robots. Apparently, the thought…

that kinda goes without saying, for all of TFAD's posts. For all of us.

WolfmansRazor - damn straight, my friend. That has always pissed me off.

Nicholas Sparks has totally got your back, TMSP. He totally hates Cormac McCarthy, too!

Yep, pretty terrible album. I kinda like the cover of "Time After Time", though.

Sketches of Spain sucks
Seriously, fuck that album. It reminds me of a lot of albums that came out in the sixties where some square white dude would try to do orchestral arrangements of ethnic grooves. They would have some lame title like "Patrick Bentley and his Moonlight Orchestra Play Afro-Cuban Rythms" and would…

Mmmm, sweaty man boobs
Work it, Kevin, work it.

It was necessary to slow some of the dream states down occasionally in order to keep them synched up (after all, he can only use what footage there is - there isn't necessarily enough to fill in for all the other states). He could have just had each state stop and then start again when it synched back up, but that…

My grandmother is NOT in the vacuum cleaner!