Totally, NummyMuffin. It makes you go all "nyeh myeh myeh myeh, peyass the teyofu, myeh myeh.".

Aukland has a kickass whorehouse. It's called The White House, and it's awesome. Three floors, huge stage, hot chicks, outdoor bars, pool tables (with topless opponents), relatively cheap booze, minimal cover. Didn't see PJ there though.

Cheese fries with RANCH DRESSING?!?!? W. T. F.?!?!?

Best, craziest quote
"Priuses are deceptively roomy," drawled Randy, who's originally from Houston. "We're tall people, and the legroom is important."

The problem I see with changing the Ewoks to Wookies would've been that there would be no communication gap and no uncertainty as to whether they would help the Rebellion or not - Chewie would've just been like "Yo, 'sup, we gotta blow up this sheild generator, little help?" and that would be that. No dramatic…

Other M in 5 seconds:

"one of The Animatrix prequels"
Um, the Animatrix *is* a prequel. It doesn't have any prequels.

"…if it takes me until I'm in a wheelchair breathing oxygen."
Let's help him get there ASAP, folks. Well, the wheelchair thing, anyway. I'm pretty sure he's already breathing oxygen.

Came for the upskirt shot
Stayed for the article and comments. Thanks AV Club!

This fuckiing "wendysmith" spammer has 10 posts now, AV Club. Please delete this fucking asshole post haste.

And as far as playing Quidditch IRL goes, well, my daughter's daycare used to organize faux-Quidditch games, but, hey, they were kids. What's these guys' excuse? And fuck, they run around with fucking BROOMS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS? How fucking gay is that?

Absolutely correct about LARPing, Geddy Lee. My friends and I play D&D, Magic, Axis and Allies, Civ and many other nerdy games, but we all treat LARPers with derisive scorn. It's a badge of distinction, a way of letting non-nerds know that, although you're a nerd, you are capable of interacting with normal society.

Don't tell me what to say
I'm never going to see this.

Armand White is a troll masquerading as a film critic.

Well, he can't, because John Hughes is, you know, dead.

Ah, right. Fillings. Fair enough. Still, wouldn't they just dig the gold out? Wouldn't that be easier?
Now I'm not sure. Perhaps Dr. Boll has something to teach us all.

Uh, hey Uwe
Not to question the "real, everyday truth" of your Holocaust movie, but you do realize that they only removed the GOLD teeth, right? They didn't sit down and pull out ALL the teeth of every person that got killed. I mean, that would be pretty silly, right?
Well, you just carry on, now.

Croation Gynocracy.
Uzbeki Feudalism.
Aleutian Oligarchy.

So Honestly, are you saying that she BEEFS?

Please tell me that wasn't a firstie attempt.