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He doesn't want the place anymore anyways
….cuz the SHITTER'S FULL.

The Grudge. And Silent Hill.

I think the implication was back then he only needed one pair of pants, whereas now scientists have to stitch together 3 or 4, Frankenstein-style, for him to struggle his fat ass into.

He's writing science textbooks now.

Agreed, littlealex. Seminal album, and very soothing to listen to.

Incidentally, "The Call of Cthulhu" is what I call my farts.

"Baba O'Reilly". And I'm pretty sure David Caruso's is "Won't Get Fooled Again."

Cool story, Hansel
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Amy Winehouse?

Cage's hair
One of these days, Cage will will be seen sporting a short, unremarkable, well-groomed hairstyle, and we will all die of shock.

A firstie attempt, 15 minutes after the actual first post? What, did it take you 15 minutes to read the article?

I think it's pretty hilarious
That Sir Ian is doing a production of "Waiting for Godot" - in New Zealand, no less, while waiting for MGM to get its shit together.

How do I get out of this chickenshit movie?

Get away from them, you BITCH!

She stole those rupturing eyeball references from Patton Oswalt.

Yeah, it was pretty awful. Looking at stills from the rehearsals, they look like they're trying to imitate sawhorses.

Not the worst idea in the world - but he'd have to clean up. Strange is a pretty suave and debonair guy - no scruffiness allowed.

hopefully you love failsies just as much.

We could also add the restriction that both words have to be monosyllabic, as they are in these movies.

It's "Plainsong", all one word. It's another term for Gregorian chant. And yeah, it's a great song. Great album, too. I picked up the CD used for $1 earlier this year, and was quite happy about it.