Never mind, Bullock
Here's my sex pistol.

Borderlands reference FTW!
Thanks PVC, that made my day.

Fuckin' Ashton fuckin' Kutcher
Has that fucking ass clown EVER been in a good movie? Stick to TV and Twitter, fuckface. Not even Dan Savage likes you anymore.

Jonah Hill gains about 50 lbs. a movie
Seriously, dude's gonna be of Brando-esque proportions in a couple more years.

Jonah Hill gains about 50 lbs. a movie
Seriously, dude's gonna be of Brando-esque proportions in a couple more years.

ENOUGH WITH THE SCROOGE McDUCK REFERENCES
Seriously, AV Club, let's give that one a rest, eh?

Agreed. Animals being mistreated is a deal breaker for me.

Try reading the other comments. "Stealing [his] material wholesale, then claiming to be the one to write [his] material" is exactly what he did. Bitch deserves everything he gets.

Plagiarism is rampant at schools, and kids need to get nailed for it at every opportunity until they finally get it through their skulls that its a serious matter. Personally I think it's awesome that this student has been made an example of. Maybe he and this fellow students will consider submitting their own…

Yeah, didn't like this one too much
The opening bit with Walter pursuing the fly all over the lab - I got pretty exasperated. When I realized the whole show was going to be about the fly, I relaxed a bit. But still, I thought it was overwrought. And come on - Walter should have been seriously injured in that fall - at…

Paris Hilton getting a 3' long metal spike through her skull in House of Wax.That was pretty cathartic.

This article is incorrect
In fact, he angrily demanded a blowjob on a merry-go-round.

Questio quo juris
The question is, who is the law?

Yeah, Gus is really turning into an ultimate badass. Does this mean he's taking over south of the border as well?

Another vote for Sky Captain. 50-foot robots, hell yeah. I liked Giovanni Ribisi in it, too.
My buddy and I started trading skullfucking jokes when Jolie showed up in the eyepatch, though.

I just may have to start watching The Office again. Congrats and good luck, Amelie. I loved your column and will miss it dearly.
What I want to know is: who will all the creepy stalkers post inappropriate messages about now?

Sweet merciful Jesus, Burl has a blog? You have enriched my life, sir!

Hah - I forgot about that one. Hilarious that two of the worst movies ever made were inspired by one of the best.

The remake of Casablanca is better
I refer of course to the paragon of cinematic excellence that is BARB WIRE.

Clash of the Tightest
favourite Modern Drunkard articles of all time - a fictional tournament between the greatest drunks in history. Bogie acquits him self quite well.