Keep fucking that chicken, Rooster.

Gee, that's sure a shame that Slayer is no longer "provocative or relevant". I really enjoy listening to their music, and think their new album kicks ass. But since it's not "provocative or relevant", I guess I better throw it out.
Hey Geddy Lee Marvin, I'm into prog rock as well. Is it still okay to listen to that?…

Ruh-roh! Rocu-rentary!
They really should've got Scooby to narrate this.

It showed Bart's penis. I can never unsee that. Damn you, movie.

"Has anyone seen my pair of black dress socks?"

Tellum? Can we call it that?

I have hair down to my shoulders, ride a bike, and drink local microbrews. But, I'm Canadian.

I am in favour of Pete Wentz getting killed by a bouncer.

Shit Fucker VI: Shit Fucks Back

1) Because I am a 100% masculine, towering volcano of virile heterosexuality, of course.
2) Because the gossip columnists are always trying to undermine people's recognition of 1).

Event Horizon doesn't get nearly enough respect around these parts. It's got Sam Neill in it! I loves me some Sam Neill! Er, only in a strictly platonic way of course.

A disco-dancing, Barbara Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy?

If they made that movie, it would definitely have a spin-off reality TV series. I smell a hit!

Rush used the last half of the first line as a song title.
I sometimes use the last word of the first line to describe my lamp.

Enhance your calm, Balls 4682!

It was a tough choice, but the right one
I finished reading the review, then noticed there were no comments. "Dare I try it?" I thought.
"Better refresh first, in case someone else has already posted."
So I did, and whaddaya know, someone had.
Thank you , ARJ, for saving me from the fiery cancerAIDS of firstiedom.

Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture.
Whaddaya need, a roadmap?

You can do it yourself, Balls, over at the Benny Hillifier…

Porkins, begin your attack run now. Descend into Julia Roberts's trench and shoot a proton torpedo down her exhaust port.

I used to drink Jolt with a couple of spoonfuls of instant coffee in it when I was in university and trying to finish my graduation project. I was up for 72 hours straight once and had the most vivid hallucinations of my life towards the end, way more than anything I saw on LSD.